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My self-summary
I grew up on a horse farm a couple of miles from Canada in New York. It was very cold, so I moved to LA about 10 years ago. People find my childhood stories terrifying. I work in marketing. My sense of humor was defined by the kids in the hall and not for everyone. I curse more than necessary and rarely get offended. I read a lot. I like to cook. I think hiking is boring. I think Legos are awesome.I show up in costumes unexpectedly so much it has become expected. I'm pretty eccentric/nerdy in my tastes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there is no way anyone can prove otherwise.
I’m really good at
Making recommendations. Cooking. Carrom. Air hockey. Excel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chris Bachelder, David Foster Wallace, George Saunders, Raymond Chandler, Cormac McCarthy (except for the Road), Phillip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, Joe Abercrombie, Tom Drury, and Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. To name a few. I read pretty broadly across everything.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, anything with Beat Takeshi, Big Trouble in Little China, Wet Hot American Summer, any Terry Gilliam pre-2000, Some Like it Hot, The Long Goodbye, Kill List, Evil Dead 2, Terminator 2, Idioacracy, Hot Fuzz, Barcelona, Wrong Cops, Detention, the Iron Giant.

Fleabag, Danger 5, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Black Mirror (except for the netflix season that was bone crushingly disappointing and terrible), Black Books, Rick and Morty, The Wire, the IT Crowd, Peep Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Spaced, Firefly, Party Down, MTV's the Head, The Kids in the Hall, Cowboy Bebop ,Sifl and Olly. And I am really looking forward to High Maintenance.

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Pavement, the Ponys, Kyuss, Man Man, The Fun Lovin' Criminals, Ted Leo, the Toadies, the Julie Ruin

I like trying new things. I have about 20 lbs of moose in my freezer.

Comics: Scott Pilgrim, Calvin and Hobbes, SCUD, The Boys, The Goon, The Invisibles, Dorohedro, and of course all that ground breaking vertigo goodness

Comics: Mitch Fatel, Mitch Hedburg, George Carlin, Dylan Moran

Video games: I don't play a lot, because there aren't a lot as good as Mass Effect 2, Team Fortress 2, and Saints Row 3.
Six things I could never do without
You give me a good whiskey, there's a lot of shit I could deal without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever media I just consumed. Themes for pub crawls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever it takes to recover from the week, possibly at a place with no cover, no dress code, and cheap drinks, or fun apartment activities, with very nice drinks. Or maybe playing modern board games, the fun ones, not things like Risk or Monopoly that only ever end when someone finally loses it and kicks over the board.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I usually find anything terribly embarrassing to also be terribly entertaining, so I am not all that private about much.
You should message me if
You want to argue fiercely about where the best tacos in LA are. You know deep down in your heart that stranger things is overrated and the series was carried by how cute the kids were. You think that son of a two balled bitch is the most hilarious curse you've heard in ages and want to marathon snuffbox. You've ever played marshmallow duel or Jump n' Bump.
The two of us