26Costa Mesa, United States
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My self-summary
I have a massive sense of humor and love to joke about anything, even if I'm the butt of the joke. Sexual, immature, punny, offensiv: I love it all. I enjoy basketball, snowboarding, video games, wakeboarding, etc. I also enjoy reading and talking about books quite a bit. If I get caught up in a series I will read into all hours of the night.
What I’m doing with my life
I feel like I never actually grew up, I'm just a 12yr old who got really tall. I'm an Operating Engineer, currently in an apprenticeship program.

I like to read, play bball, hike, and generally stay active. I love singing along to music whether its actually playing or just stuck in my head. Its not about talent with me, more about the charisma. ;)
I’m really good at
Quoting movies. Memorizing song lyrics. Procrastinating. Bad jokes. Making buffet owners sweat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big tall white boy with a red/blonde beard. That or my sleeve of armor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Books: Books would be the Game of thrones series by George R. R. Martin, anything by Dean Koontz, Lincoln Child, Terry Brooks, the iron druid chronicles, the great book of amber, 1984, brave new world, slaughterhouse 5, sirens of titan, the clone alliance, the lost fleet. Atlas Shrugged may be the single most motivating book I've ever read. (essentially good fiction, science fiction, and fantasy)

-Movies: Fight club, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, It's kind of a funny story, The girl next door, Paul, Crazy Stupid Love, Fired up, Natural Born Killers, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Garden State.

-Music: I love music. I feel like it amplifies my enjoyment of every activity I am doing, no matter what it might be. I listen to it awake and asleep. It's my all consuming motivator.

-Food: Yes
Six things I could never do without
Music, Friends, Sports, Internet, Video Games, Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hypothetical scenarios and arguments and how I would win them all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out at some Shitty bar with some friends if I'm feeling social. Playing video games and reading at home if I neglected to make plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will actually tell you anything you want to know about me, no matter how personal it is, if you ask. I think complete honesty is liberating.
You should message me if
-You think I'm a good person and that interests you.
-You think I'm not and that still interests you.
-You're a vulgar, politically incorrect teddy bear.
-You don't mind being the big spoon now and then
-You're just looking for someone to talk to.

-Maybe you just wanna hook up and cuddle?
The two of us