30 Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Bryan- I'm a guy with a filthy sense of humor and great appreciation for the finer shit in life. I can cook like you wouldn't fucking believe, but you should probably not take me home to meet your mom.

I travel for my job almost constantly, flying all over the States visiting new cities. Life's pretty great in that respect- I believe in living comfortably and my girl will too.

Hanging out with me can be laidback and fun or it can be exciting and challenging-- I need a girl who can hold her own, someone who's comfortable eating fancy dinners with me and going down to the shooting range later.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Senior Consultant Engineer for a major communications company. Essentially I work with technology and travel. I also work from home. Do you know what that means? Shit tons of party time, that's what.
I’m really good at
I kick ass with computers- it's my job- and the Internet.
I bullshit my way through professional interactions exceptionally well.
My herbed prime rib is insane.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor is scalding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read pretty much anything. Lately I've been trolling my Democrat friends with Ann Coulter books. Fuck yeah.

For movies I love anything nonsensical, Mel Brooks movies, Airplane!, Dr Strangelove, etc.

Reservoir Dogs is on its own plane of awesome.

When it comes to music, I like most alternative (Greenday, Offspring, Blink 182)

When it comes to food, I'll fucking eat anything. I'm good with my wines and steaks.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, caffeine, friends, A/C, good drinks, my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fixing up my house.
Porn names for regular movie titles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out downtown, or in another state somewhere, or at home hanging out with my friends drinking and playing Risk. Our playing gets warlike at times.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Message me and find out!
You should message me if
if you get any of my jokes, and enjoy inappropriate humor during family functions.