I'm well-educated, well-traveled, and well-read, but I'm not a pretentious asshole about it. I have tattoos, a Master's degree in philosophy, 3 motorcycles, no kids, and my own imdb entry. And I always put the toilet seat back down.
I'm quite the catch.
My adult life involves way more peeing in cups than I ever anticipated.
-catching flies, moths, mosquitoes in mid-air with my bare hands.
-my job. I take a lot of pride in what I do.
-I make a pretty awesome peanut sauce from scratch.
-opening jars, bottles, etc.
-I make a good anchor for tug-o-war should the occasion arise.
It's probably my construction worker meets cop meets 70s dad meets adult film star mustache. Or maybe it's my boyish good looks and Brando-esque charm.
Movies - In the last 10 years or so, I have seen three movies on their opening nights: Coffee & Cigarettes, the re-issue of Fellini's La Dulce Vita, and The Expendables. I feel that probably gives a pretty accurate representation of my tastes.
Music - I'm the only person in the world who hates music. The current mix in my truck stereo contains Wu-Tang, Merle Haggard, Lucero, Iron Maiden, The Hold Steady, Black Sabbath, and Bongzilla.
Food - I like that too. All types (except pickles, olives and coleslaw).
club soda (with lime)
-what would Steve McQueen do?
-the Benny Hill theme music (yakety sax).
-space. Specifically, the vastness of the universe and how small humanity is within it.
-clever comebacks to prior conversations.
-how awesome it would be if Florida had mountains.
-butts. specifically large/round ones.
-riding my motorcycle through the desert.
But there's a really good chance I'm in a hotel room in some small town in the middle of nowhere, getting some sleep so I can go back to work the next morning.
I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.