beast_Ndustries
31 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Don't trust anyone who says they can't be put in a box. Or doesn't dance.

I always thought 'laid back and easy-going' sounded like two broken wrists. Names with which to christen my future German shepherds.

I'm irreverent toward convention, but I have good manners. Heads you win, I'm loyal, serious, and seriously open-minded. Flip to back for a dark sense of humor and nearly desperate and manic curiosity. Part hick, part auteur, part metal scrap yard. Those shadowed eddies of my spirit trail in a New Orleans graveyard and floating farms in Mexico City.

Less Joyce and more Allen: an opinionated 56 year-old Jewish woman dishes it out with an 1970s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human being.

C.V.:
Architecture graduate, former economics researcher; on the whole more rhythm than blues. King of the last minute. I gravitate toward people who demand effort, not a lot of work.

M.O.:
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its contribution to our self-esteem.

Governing Philosophies:
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to match.
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"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."

Compassion and Contradiction.
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others.
I'm a crude intellect with refined tastes.
Like with any good Western, you'll find rugged individualism, at least one good chase scene, and a great score. Clinically self-diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the things I'm obsessed with.

*This is me on OKC/QVC. Actual results will vary.
What I’m doing with my life
Acquiring junk so my sporadic acquaintances can waste time throwing it away when I die.

Seeking metaphors.
I’m really good at
details
making you think twice
contributing to national debt
turning 56 every year. just please stop gifting me the same bottle of yellowtail merlot, goddamit.
The first things people usually notice about me
my glass eye
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
life, now showing near you

I have the music collection of an elder black man.

pianists: james Booker, Ray Bryant, T. Monk
The six things I could never do without
scars
vanity
a piano
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How 'bacon' and 'bourbon' became online personality types.
Is word 'foodie' someone who eats? Or the name of my third German shepherd?

life in the empire
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
a C, an Eb, and a G walk into a bar.

I'm still laughing.
On a typical Friday night I am
all parts of the buffalo

washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i sleep without a pillow
You should message me if
you find happiness in small things. you like to talk to strangers. you can get along with someone sincere and a little dramatic. and you've found sincerity in all this.

contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without charging

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