39Petaluma, United States
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My self-summary
I am a 38 year old Mexican, Jewish, and Irish tomboyish chick; I don't wear makeup or act like a punk-ass, but I am still a girl, lol. I'm thick/chubby depending on who is looking, 5'6, long curly dark brown hair, and a bunch of facial piercings. I am looking for friends only! I am in a happy, committed relationship. I love animals, history documentaries, scary movies, and foreign films.

I am clever, caustic, and hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a tutor. I absolutely love my job. In my spare time, I love to read, and hang out with my animals.
I’m really good at
I love to sing. I love tutoring math, English, and Spanish. Doing hilariously inaccurate impressions of people. Clipping cat claws, lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
My piercings, my smart-ass mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love classic American Lit., short stories, David Sedaris, "The Onion", "Shit My Dad Says," Swedish crime novels, books of consequence. I read about one book per week- minimum.
Movies: "Lolita," "Vertigo," "Audition," "The Wedding Singer." No chick flicks! lol...
Shows: My favorite show was "Psych." I also like almost everything on ID. I am like that weird bitch in their ads who is obsessed with solving imaginary crimes, lol.
Music: Rap, Old School, Dean Martin, random stuff.
Food: I am a veggie; so I like most types of food as long as nothing had to be murdered to make it: Thai, Indian, Nepalese, Italian, Japanese. Good authentic homemade Mexican only- hella picky!
Six things I could never do without
1. Pets
2. Books
3. Friends
4. Comedy/Laughter
5. My students
6. Varies, lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I worry about everything; mostly work, money, stuff. (I'm Jewish- it's a cultural obligation, lol.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting my ass in the house watching a documentary about the history of Roman bridges. Maybe reading at the same time? Sad, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not as big of a jerk as people seem to think I am; I just make incredibly bad first (second, and third) impressions sometimes, lol. My feelings get hurt just like everyone else's- I just keep it to myself. Also, I'm not really Black- I just think I am. Lol
You should message me if
You are mentally stable, smart, ghetto, hilarious, not boujie, goofy, weird or unique. I like all races, creeds, ethnicities, religions, genders, sexual identities, gender identities, etc., no racists or any other type of bullshit. Please live within 35 miles or so. And be real!!!

P.S. Vegans a plus, but not a deal breaker by any means. :)
The two of us