27Winchester, United States
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My self-summary
I LITERALLY HARDLY EVER GO ON HERE ANYMORE! I've had a flood of pissed off people because I don't respond to messages. I'm incredibly busy with work and am not looking to date by any means. I absolutely love meeting new people but will NOT date until I'm ready. I'm sorry for being so candid, but until someone can explain how to not get notifications on my phone at two o'clock in the morning this note will just have to do. "/

I just moved back to Southern CA from Illinois about 2 years ago. I'm stoked but am currently looking for new people I can get to know. I'm extremely loquacious so feel free to ask me questions to get to know me. Might keep my yabbering down to a minimum. :)

I'm not on here to FIND a relationship...relationships take time and dating is too much pressure for me since I'm a bit on the odd side and I have yet to find a guy ready to deal with me in that sense. I'm here to make FRIENDS, if that turns out to progress into something more at a later point in time then so be it. It hurts to be single on occasion but I'd rather endure that rare lonely feeling than settle for someone that's not what I'm looking for. Intellect and humor being the main things.
What I’m doing with my life
I hate that question. Because although people say life is short, it isn't, I feel like that phrase can instill a sense of unnecessary fear. Why would you want to live your life to the fullest simply because at the end there will be an end. I live my life in the directions it takes me. I'm not perfect nor is my life but it's mine and that's a blissful gift that I'm grateful for. My life is full of character from phenomenal outdoor adventures to being stuck at a desk all day. From being a massage therapist to playing video games. What I'm doing with my life changes everyday and that's fine by me. :)
I’m really good at
-massage therapy
-arts and crafts (teehee)
-enjoying small things
-grasshopper whispering
-enjoying a glass of delicious brew
The first things people usually notice about me
My mismatching shoes. Or eyes?

If you meet me you'll notice the thing that people ACTUALLY notice first...but I'm not going to put it on here.

(Pffftt's how absolutely, translucently pale I am. Like drastic opposite of being tan. Go being Swedish!)
(Although true, still not what I'm talking about)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Jungle
Movie: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! aand Singing in the Rain
Show:The Big Bang Theory
Music: Enya
Food: Moroccan
2nd Book: Little Women (mhmmm)
2nd Movie: Boondock Saints
2nd Show: The older "The Office" seasons
2nd Music: Frank Sinatra
2nd Food: Mediterranean
Six things I could never do without
I. My dog Ammo. Her full name is Gun Metal Ammunition and she is one of the most important things to me.
II. My family. Living across the country has really shown me that. And I'm so grateful.
III. The color orange.
IV. My long hair. Cut it, and I will slay you.
V. My hands. They are my profession and the tools I use to keep my lovely creative juices flowing into random artsy things.
VI. My nose. Not for smelling, but it's really unique and I wouldn't be me without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to deal with this transition. Why my keyboard makes duck noises. What I'm going to make next Thursday for din din. And why can't I have all the craft supplies in the world so I can make dumb things that are spectacularly awesome all at the same time. And more designs for my face art.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night. At least not for me. That'd be no fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get cranky when I see where our society is heading.
You should message me if
You know a yoke that'll make me laugh. (And yes, I say yoke instead of joke..just something that makes me giggle on the inside.)

But DO NOT message me if you can't spell. I will karate chop your knee with ma elbow if you misspell something. >:( I ain't kiddin'. ;p

Thank ya muchas and have a bonne nuit.
The two of us