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My self-summary
I am currently in a relationship with a ozzwepay. I am happy in my current relationship and friendships.

That being said, I am looking for friends of both sexes. I'm poly friendly and hetero flexible / bisexual.

I'm not sure I have time for another relationship but I'm open to talking and seeing where things go.

It would also be awesome to have a special woman in my life. It's been far too long.

For Pete's sake if you are unhappy in your current relationship/not getting enough sex, please talk to your partner about it instead of coming to OKC to find someone to cheat on them with.

NOTE: Polyamorous =/= cheating. Polyamorous =/= looking for a one night stand. Also, I'm interested in meeting people close to my age group. I dated people in their 20s when I was in my 20s. It's not something I'm looking to do now. I'm flattered that I may be looked upon as being a MILF or cougar but neither of those are personae that I'm interested in perpetuating.
What I’m doing with my life
I keep myself busy working at an animal shelter. When I have spare time, I sell stuff on eBay.
I’m really good at
-driving a 16 foot box truck
-riding a unicycle (or at least I was last time I was on one about 15 years ago)
-trying new recipes
-special education advocacy
-typing (100+ wpm)
-learning new software
-playing the Atari 2600
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from the obvious...
I'm told that my smile is noticeable. My soft hair and lips. My laugh maybe, my sense of humor, my occasional (very occasional) sarcasm. :) My closeness with, and dedication to, my kids.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Jennifer Weiner, Jodi Picoult, Audrey Niffenegger, Sue Grafton, T. C. Boyle, Judy Blume, Janet Evanovich, Madeleine L'Engle, Chris Bohjalian, Anita Shreve

Nightmare Before Christmas, Groundhog Day, Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, Roxanne, Clerks, Airplane, Naked Gun, Titanic, Beetlejuice, Back to the Future trilogy, Indiana Jones 1 and 3, Inception, Chances Are, Benny & Joon, Say Anything, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Happy Gilmore, Four Weddings and a Funeral, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, The Thing Called Love, Indian Summer, Office Space, When Harry Met Sally, Dirty Dancing, Cutting Edge, Breakfast Club, Awake, Elf, and others

The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Sons of Anarchy, The Soup, Lost, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Raising Hope, Rizzoli & Isles, Dead Like Me, Twin Peaks, House, Green Room, Jimmy Fallon, Daily Show, Colbert, Psych, Monk, Whose Line is it Anyway, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Billy the Exterminator, Teen Mom, 16 and Pregnant, Real Life, King of the Hill, Pop Up Video, Zoom, Phineas & Ferb.

Maroon 5, Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Train, OneRepublic, Weezer, Eminem, Beastie Boys, Walk Off the Earth, Matt Nathanson, Jonathan Coulton, TMBG, Smash Mouth, Barenaked Ladies, Blink-182, Fall Out Boy, Alanis Morisette, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Black Eyed Peas, Foo Fighters, Go-Go's, B-52's, Blue Man Group, Dixie Chicks, AC/DC, and many others

Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Indian... And I am an unabashed candy fiend. I particularly like Nerds, Pixy Stix, Skittles, Starburst, and Milk Duds.
I have a possibly unhealthy obsession with tacos and super nachos from Taco Bravo.
As far as homemade stuff I like beef stroganoff and tuna casserole the best, but I'm not a picky eater by far.
Six things I could never do without
-my kids (they count as one thing) :P
-my smartphone
-my computer
-my car
-my iPod
-a good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What makes people tick.
Happiness, and the pursuit of it.
Adam Levine (I'm not kidding).
Money, and why there never seems to be enough of it in my bank account.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing, having dinner, hanging out. Maybe going out? Or just online. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This question is dumb so I'm not going to answer it.
You should message me if
You were intrigued by any of this profile and want to talk about it. Don't hesitate to write :)

If I looked at your profile and you're intrigued. Just because I didn't message you doesn't mean I'm not interested. Sometimes I just don't know how to strike up a conversation.

I used to be A list but I'm not anymore. So I can't see who has rated me on here. If you rated me highly, don't be shy. Write to me. :)

I'm far more likely to respond if you've got a picture or two on your profile. Or, preferably, more. Doesn't need to be anything fancy but it's nice to put a face to the profile, in my brain. Ya know? I went to the trouble of picking some pictures to put up here, so shouldn't you, too?

Come to think of it, if you don't have a face picture, I am not likely to respond to you at all. To me this means that you are cheating or ashamed to have a dating profile, in which case I'm not interested in speaking with you.

Please don't contact me if you're not in one of these counties: Santa Clara, Alameda, Contra Costa, San Mateo, San Benito, San Francisco, Marin, Santa Cruz, or Monterey. (Or moving to the area soon.) If you're female, any additional counties bordering any of those are also okay.

Please don't contact me if you're a game player or a player in general, or are cheating on someone.

Note: Before you message me, please make sure you've read everything. If it's obvious right from the start that you didn't bother to read my profile before messaging me, I am not going to respond to you and I'll likely block you. And report you if needed.

A final note: I try to respond to every message I get on okc. However, if you're going to start right off talking about my boobs... Please don't bother. Don't be *that* person. Be original. There's a lot of information in my profile. Find something else to start with. Just an idea.
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