bee_snacks
26 Glenolden, United States
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My self-summary
Hello! Just putting it out there, I have an extraordinary wife who, despite her tendency to gravitate towards cliche teen television shows, is a lot like me. I swear we aren't creepy - we just want some cool people to hang with.

I am geeky. I enjoy all aspects of geek culture; video games, anime, dragons, vampires, gnomes, weird food... but I'm still able to function normally in a non-geek society. I won't lie - my guilty pleasures include buying expensive hair stuff and reading women's health magazine... It's an addiction. I think I need help.

I enjoy the occasional trip to the dog park and a long hike now and then. I (try to) work out every night.

I like everyone. There are no restrictions as to whom I will befriend. It disappoints me when people bind to their stereotypes and refuse to associate with anyone outside their sociological group. . . Or when people stare at handicapped people.

Oh, by the way - I'm DESPERATELY searching for any sign that someone like me exists.
What I’m doing with my life
workin' on nursing school.
I’m really good at
interpreting the language of the homeless.
The first things people usually notice about me
My outrageously blonde hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Cereal, sushi, anything.

Movies: Documentaries, lesbian flicks, dark comedies, and anything with Tina Fey

Shows: How I Met your Mother, Parks and Recreation, Warehouse 13, Animal Hoarders, Antique Roadshow, & Bill Nye the Science Guy... to name a few.

Books: Anything by Amiee Bender or Neil Gaiman. I rather enjoyed His Dark Materials. Lots and lots of fanfiction.

Music: The Shins, Stars, Broadcast, Sneaker Pimps, Rilo Kiley, Elliott Smith, My Brightest Diamond, Jimi Hendrix, and all sorts of everything.
The six things I could never do without
1. My pets
2. Coffee
3. Sunflower Seeds
4. My dinosaur piggy-bank
5. Sweet lady kisses (Glee, anyone?)
6. Toothbrush...es and teeth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the nation's current unemployment problem, the stifling national debt, the inevitability of ordering Chinese again tonight, my deceased gerbils, and friends and how I want them.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing copious amounts of video games, partaking in adult beverages, or passing out on a friend's couch. I hope at least one of those made me seem cooler. :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I frequently have sexual fantasies about a monster with multiple arms (think Goro from Mortal Kombat or Machamp from Pokemon.)
You should message me if
you are tolerant of awkwardness.
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