32 Champaign, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not interested in hookups or gratuitous dick pics. If I don't reply, no need to message me again. I will continue to not reply. Non interest is non interest. We're all adults here and I wish you luck on your endeavors. Let's be honest, you're not reading this anyway.

Stylist, photographer, bibliophile, chubby yogi, coffee junkie, cat lady, tree hugger, vinyl collecting, socially awkward, ornery, weirdo.

I've been a stylist for 9 yrs. (No you can't have a free hair cut). Really into hiking trails lately. I love the water. Would love to live somewhere besides the Midwest someday. I've been all over the east minus a few states. Ready to explore the west.

I've lost 80lbs since January. I'm still miles from my goal but I try to stay pretty active and would like someone that motivates me to stay active. I hate cardio. I love strength training.

10 to 1 you won't read this anyway and I'll have to repeat everything I've written in conversation. So let's talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Fucking living it.
I’m really good at
Useless trivia, avoiding almonds in trail mix, hoarding change in the bottom of my bag, making compulsive lists, memorizing song lyrics and movie quotes, hogging the covers, not wearing shoes, cooking without following measurements, knowing what other movie that one guy was in...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Right now points of interest are:
•anything involving Maynard James Keenan
•listening to Cease to begin by Band of Horses on vinyl on repeat
•presently reading Duma Key by Stephen King
•vinyl records
•walking dead
•Thai, Indian and sushi
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, my cats, a good book, a pen and paper, mint anything, sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My brain does not shut off. Yay insomnia!
On a typical Friday night I am
My weekend is Monday and Tuesday so probably nothing anyone else would be doing on a Monday or Tuesday.
You should message me if
Don't waste my extremely precious time. Don't message me if you have anything to say that is a comment on my physical appearance. Yes, I am hot, ugly, thick, fat, pretty, tall, etc... But did you know women can read and vote now?! I know, my mind was blown when I found out too.