I'm horrible at online dating, and offline dating for that matter too. I've no clue how to approach women. The last time I actually dated was in high school. So more times than not, If I'm interested in someone I'll just attempt to start up a conversation, which really doesn't seem to work to well in noisy bars, so here I am. I realize I'm not what most women are looking for, but I firmly believe the I can make the one who does pretty happy.
Also people also tend to be a bit shocked when I tell them I'm in my 30's.
Tivo and netflix (well I could, but I would rather not)
That's important, kids are a big responsibility.
You have a sense of humor, and you're sarcastic or at least enjoy sarcasm.