behindblueyes98
28 Milwaukee, United States
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My self-summary
HAHAHAHAHA

I'm a blue collar philosopher and artist. I have the countenance of a coonhound. I'm very animated.

Bursting at the seams, filled with respect and good intentions.

Also, I'm a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
Back in Milwaukee after a bit of time in NYC. Enjoying it. Saving money to go to Reshikesh India for a 500 hour yoga teacher certification, cooking vegan food, watching A LOT of netflix. Considering my future.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, bullshitting, and faking an Irish or Minnesotan accent. I'm also PRO at moving, as I do it a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
My weird wizard eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently Reading: Dune

I try to read all the "OMG have you read....?" books so people think I'm cool but, honestly, I love fantasy/sci-if/fiction novels. Secret dork.

Movies: The Wiz, Dancer in The Dark, I Am Dina, Pocahontas, I Am Love, Bridget Jones Diary, Like Water for Chocolate, Drop Dead Gorgeous, To Wong Foo, The Forgotten, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Princess Mononoke, Fried Green Tomatoes, Good Dick, Frances Ha, The Life of David Gale, The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, Spirited Away, The Last Unicorn, I Love You Phillip Morris, Death Becomes Her, The Craft, XXY, The Dark Crystal, The Never Ending Story, Melancholia, Stranger Than Fiction, Red Eye, Willow, Doubt. Also, I love documentaries. LOVE THEM.

Country, Bluegrass, Rockabilly, Soul, Funk, Blues, Jazz, Oldies, and R&B. Also, everything else.
The six things I could never do without
More like the six things I could! Am I right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Inequalities and what's to be done to fix them, how I'm very disinterested in normative standards of "success." What my life might look like in five years, what parts of it are in my control and what parts aren't. What I want to be when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I might be doing on any other evening during the week. I don't have a traditional work/life schedule so Friday doesn't really hold any significance for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"My breath smells really bad in the morning?"
You should message me if
If you're a "Jeffery" looking for your vegan "Ina"

After we've established mutual interest you'd like to snuggle indefinitely.

if you think you can get down with a free spirited artsy type.

If you need help doing basically anything and you're willing to feed me.
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