32 Cincinnati, United States
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My self-summary
Only guy to beat all the teams on the NFL Blitz machine.

Oh, yeah, I'm that MJS.
What I’m doing with my life
I went like four months without eating a burger and fries and so this last week I had burgers and fries on three separate days. I'll do anything to feel anymore.
I’m really good at
I think I'm pretty good pointing out the little absurd things in life. Like the other days this man was walking his dog and I said "I bet you the dog thinks he's in charge" and then the dog turns and looks at me and he says, "yeah, what if I do." Boy, that was crazy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You can come look at my shelves. Feel free to borrow anything. It'll be a good reason to meet up again when you're finished and have to return it.
The six things I could never do without
Used to think my internet capable phone but now I work underground so I can live without anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Jordan would beat LeBron in a one-on-one game of donkey basketball.
On a typical Friday night I am
On my way home. Feel free to stop me in the street and shake my hand. I earned it.
You should message me if
You'd be a good drinking buddy. You're looking for an okay date. You wanna help me polish off this play list of 492 90s alternative rock songs.