beholddestroyer
32 Cincinnati, United States
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My self-summary
Getting really frustrated by the lines at the ice cream parlors. Biding my time 'til Sweet Winter.
What I’m doing with my life
Embarking on a career, I guess. Better be. I dicked around long enough, so you dice better roll my way now that I'm asking.
I’m really good at
Guess Street Fighter. I beat up on some people pretty good on that the other night. Only lost when my drink was dry. What a coincidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My friend told me I'd be good with kids because I like telling stories. I figure it'd be because we eat the same stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Used to think my internet capable phone but now I work underground so I can live without anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Jordan would beat LeBron in a one-on-one game of donkey basketball.
On a typical Friday night I am
On my way home. Feel free to stop me in the street and shake my hand. I earned it.
You should message me if
You'd be a good drinking buddy. You're looking for an okay date.
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