beholddestroyer
32Cincinnati, United States
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My self-summary
I have enough self-control to resist flipping the fuck out when a spider slides down his stream of web and hangs out in front of my face. I still kill him, though, because I consider some spaces inviolable. But I won't kill the corner spiders or the weird-ass centipedes that run across my walls and floors. I let them fight their silent war in peace.
What I’m doing with my life
I think I helped an old lady just shoplift wine and I'm okay with that.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at drawing snakes and birds. Every hear of a little thing called "the Mexican flag?" Yeah, I designed that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like what you like.
Six things I could never do without
Used to think my internet capable phone but now I work underground so I can live without anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Jordan would beat LeBron in a one-on-one game of donkey basketball.
On a typical Friday night I am
On my way home. Feel free to stop me in the street and shake my hand. I earned it.
You should message me if
You'd be a good drinking buddy. You're looking for an okay date. You wanna help me polish off this play list of 492 90s alternative rock songs.
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