about me erm....... I am quite mad, very mad, I am(put a pair of y-fronts on your head and stick two pencils up your nose)mad. My other redeeming qualities erm.........i am sarcastic, honestly.
Anything else, oh yes I have a great sense of humour, I must do because i live in middlesbrough. Erm...... I can cook. erm.... oh yes if you ever purchase mineral water from sainsbury`s and there is a tap symbol on the side, be very suspicious. Personality wise i am a shy, loving, honest, descent person. erm........that`s it really.
I am an alien, mad, and curious.
2. Trying to figure out if a mushy pea could destroy a planet!
3. Sat here typing into this window.
4. Tyrnig to dcepiher tihs setnecne.
5. Trying to blow my eyeballs out of their sockets by sneezing with my eyes open.
6. Not believing in atheism.
2. Being honest
3. Being human(hope you don't notice the third eye)
4. I am also good at listening, although if you want me to respond then you have to kick me.
There is certain other things I think I am good at but you need to get to know me better before you will become acquainted with them.
I must of fell out of the ugly tree and hit a few ugly branches on the way down.
you can probably tell I don't have an high opinion of myself. in fact I would go even as far to say I like to avoid an opinion of myself when it comes to my looks. There is hope though because women do say they go for personality rather than looks. erm......... I`m buggered.
Movies that I like? shawshank redemption(most underrated movie ever), matrix trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, eqilibrium, the list just goes on and on and on and on and on.
Music? I like almost all kinds of music but I prefer trance or dance music as it`s kind of trippy.
I like English, italian, indian, american, but not chinese(I found a paw in my egg fried rice).
2. My computer
3. My love for red dwarf (it`s an alien thing)
4. My doomsday device(which I need AA type batteries for)
5. My desire to meet my exact opposite, a six tenticled two foot long mollusc named jim. He was last seen in tesco`s.
6. Oh yes did I mention my daughter.