I graduated from the school of hard knocks with a Phd. I'm street smart, book smart AND I have common sense. With all that info out... I HAVE been a professional in my life. Although, I don't like it, I do know when to turn the "innapropriate" off and put the big girl face on. I was a nightclub slave for 16 years.
People watching is the BEST! I am brutally honest. I'm not emotional (sadly). I'll try anything once... Or five times. I love to learn. I hate to cook. I love to travel. I'm a control freak. I'm a expert at thrifting. The closer I get to someone the more I tease them. I'm Extremly trustworthy and Loyal. Good and bad, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON!! I LOVE people with tattoos, YUM! The more the person has the HOTTER I seem to find them. A beautiful face always get's me. Juicy lips... Yummy! Funny people are SEXY! Intelligence is BEAUTIFUL! Abusive people are disgusting. Mean people suck. I really can't stand people that think they are better than everyone else.
Joyce Meyers and John Douglas are my idols (CRAZY, I know). I LOVE basketball. The Brooklyn Nets are my favorite team. Cats KICK ASS!
~ I'm Kickin Names and Takin Ass!
*The Good Stuff* - Playing ding-dong ditch, Givin Indian Burns, stealing items from strangers carts in stores, Prank Phone Calls, Watching and laughing at people slip on the ice, Pushing people so they fall on the ice, putting vaseline on my friends toilet seats, Asking Girlfriends if, "I can Tune in Tokyo?"
Entertaining myself. I'm the funniest person I know.
Bartending REALLY, REALLY fast.
I LOVE all kinds of music. I am a music FREAK. Here are some of my fav's: 90's R&B, Three 6 Mafia, Mary J. Blige, Intro, Tool, Prince, Staind, Donnell Jones, Sade, TI, Adele, Bow Wow, DJ Quik, AMG, NWA, Eryka Badu, Flyleaf, Ginuwine, Kelly Clarkson, Robin Thicke, Lil Boosie, Nelly, Outkast, Rihanna, Stone Sour, Three Days Grace, Twista, UGK, Enya, Paul Wall, NIN, Atmosphere, Justin Timberlake, Gucci, Wiz Kalifa, STP, Jagged Edge, Madonna, The Gap Band, Nirvana, Jill Scott, Seether, Alice in Chains, Boyz II Men, Saving Able, Marvin Gay, MJ, Steve Miller Band, Linkin Park, Evanesense, ect...
Dean Koontz is a genius. To kill a mocking bird. Why the caged bird sings. True Crime. All John Douglas books.
My favorite movies: Friday 1&2, Horrible Bosses, Silence of the Lambs, Dumb and Dumber, Fight Club, Waiting, Casino, Super Troopers, Ace Ventura 1&2, Scary Movie 1&2, Seven, Requiem for a dream, Tommy boy, Scarface, Harold & Kumar, Saving Silverman, Jarhead, Joyride, The Exorcist, Club Dread, Old School, Jay and Silent Bob strike Back, The Shining,Anchorman, Halfbaked, The Usual Suspects, Brothers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Goodfellas, Me Myself and Irene, Wedding Crashers, Basketball Diaries,
How do people with NO COMMON SENSE get through life?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
I enjoy being active but, If i'm running its cuz the cops are chasing me.
I have always been one of the guys
I am a grown ass woman with no car.
I swear like a Sailor