28 Citrus Heights, United States
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My self-summary
I'm currently looking for a CHICK for some fun with me and my husband, awdwhite.

My name is Alexandra. I'm a functioning stoner for life, devoted wife, sex kitten, mother, and college student.

I'm NOT looking for a MAN, I've found the most amazing man who I love sharing with hot bitches, I always am happy to see a pretty girl either as a friend or as a three way partner.

I like to paint and draw. I used to attend the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco, till I couldn't afford it any more. So now I'm going to college on a full VA scholarship to get my teaching degree and major also in deaf studies.

I'm a mother, if that bothers you then you are lame anyway and I don't want to talk to you, cuz my daughter is awesome.

I like to hang out with my family and friends, hanging out at my house or goofing off at school. I enjoy going to the park with my daughter Bella and watching TV. I'm laid back and fun. I'm also fluent in American Sign Language.

I am talkative, clever, and baked
What I’m doing with my life
I'm raising my daughters and going to college. Right now I'm not in a hurry, but I'm just enjoying my life and family.
I’m really good at
I not great at anything really, except for fucking which I'm amazing at, but I'm ''okay'' at everything. i can paint, sign, and fuck. i also bake "special" food like a pro.
The first things people usually notice about me
red eyes and a smile. I'm a smiley kind of person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have favorites. I love books, I read a lot, at least when I get the chance. I love going to the movies, its probably my favorite thing to do ever. Even though i dont have the money or the baby sitter to go to the movies anymore i like Chick-flicks, romantic comedy, stoner comedy, and historic movies. i hate horror movies. lame lame. I'm epileptic so I don't get to see movies where I'll be startled anyway cuz fear is a trigger of mine.
The six things I could never do without
my daughters, love, SEX, POT, slurpees, and coca-cola in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my daughters, love, sex, pot, slurpees, and coca-cola,

in any random order; it could be just about anything like the meaning of life, or who thought up toast, or why didn't pirates eat canned oranges instead of getting scurvy, or sometimes i think of nothing at all. Otherwise I think a lot about politics and world issues, American history, current events, and a lot about baby stuff. I am a mom so I cant help it. But dont let my stoner sexual self fool ya, im no dumby.
On a typical Friday night I am
stoned watching tv. or being ravaged by my love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im not a private person most people know everything about me. im too lazy for secrets, i got enough to think about.
You should message me if
I'm craving some female affection, so if you are hot and a CHICK message me, if you'd like to join a couple (long term or not), or if you smoke pot, wanna sign, like to hang, or have a kid for a play date.