My name is Alexandra. I'm a functioning stoner for life, devoted wife, sex kitten, mother, and college student.
I'm NOT looking for a MAN, I've found the most amazing man who I love sharing with hot bitches, I always am happy to see a pretty girl either as a friend or as a three way partner.
I like to paint and draw. I used to attend the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco, till I couldn't afford it any more. So now I'm going to college on a full VA scholarship to get my teaching degree and major also in deaf studies.
I'm a mother, if that bothers you then you are lame anyway and I don't want to talk to you, cuz my daughter is awesome.
I like to hang out with my family and friends, hanging out at my house or goofing off at school. I enjoy going to the park with my daughter Bella and watching TV. I'm laid back and fun. I'm also fluent in American Sign Language.
I am talkative, clever, and baked
in any random order; it could be just about anything like the meaning of life, or who thought up toast, or why didn't pirates eat canned oranges instead of getting scurvy, or sometimes i think of nothing at all. Otherwise I think a lot about politics and world issues, American history, current events, and a lot about baby stuff. I am a mom so I cant help it. But dont let my stoner sexual self fool ya, im no dumby.