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My self-summary
I love cheese.

Strong arms that can rescue you from a fire or hold you at night and start one.

Read more for extra cheesy goodness.

I travel often. Any adventurers who are figuratively 'in the same boat' inquire below. Natives welcome. It comes down to a few things that I will try to map out mathematically

Life with no pants > Life with pants
I <3 naps + hugs

Looking to find the Joanna to my Chip. If you know who I'm referencing, then you should message me.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, and I like to think I'm good at my job. Luckily, I haven't killed anybody, so I like to consider that a win.

The following paragraphs are a summary, skip ahead for the personality.

I fell into the routine of what is basically expected of young professionals. I went to school, finished school, got a job, and have been working ever since. My personal life has basically become second fiddle to my quest to achieve more in my professional life. I'm looking for someone to make me sit still on a dock, watching the sunset over a lake, and hold my hand. But also someone who is motivated to succeed to make sitting on a dock possible(if that makes sense). I flip houses in my free time so I'm looking ideally for someone who likes design, or likes to swing a hammer, or likes to make lemonade on hot days, or likes to put bitch stickers on all my inevitable bad ass scars while simultaneously calling me a pussy and an idiot. Oh the memories we will make when I hammer my pinky finger and you think it's a little girl screaming. I'll be your biggest fan if you'll be mine.

I swear like a sailor, because I fucking am one.
I’m really good at
-destroying your hopes and dreams in Mariokart 64,
-not drowning,
-non-speaking roles in motion pictures,
-singing 'Sister Christian' in the shower,
-losing socks in the dryer,
-finding obscure links and gifs on the Internet to enhance conversation,
- relevant,
-jogging in slow motion,
-Eating grilled cheese,
-getting to the top of the stairs and forgetting why I went up the stairs,
-kicking you while you are down when playing monopoly
-getting to the bottom of the stairs and remembering why I went up them,
-navigating hot air balloons,
-avoiding attacks by wild animals,
-avoiding attacks by domesticated animals,
-that awkward moment at the end of a first date when you aren't sure if the next move is a hug, a kiss, shaking hand, a fist bump, or a high five.
-people needing therapy after playing me in scrabble,
-saving kids that fall down wells,
-critiquing Gordon Ramsey's cooking, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sure.

Taquitos. Whoever invented taquitos should be canonized, or knighted. Or both.

Tv shows, I don't own a tv, but the simpsons have a place in my heart.

I was watching House for a few weeks one time, then I was quickly coming to the conclusion that A) I had cancer, B) I was dying, or C) dying from cancer.

I'll watch it still, but only in moderation.

Quotes... I guess...
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods" -Ron Burgundy

"Because I have known despair, I value hope.

Because I have tasted frustration, I value fulfillment.

Because I have been lonely, I value love" -Leonard Nimoy
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why ashes aren't called "experienced firewood"

what I typically do on a Friday night.
On a typical Friday night I am
I just got done thinking about this... Weird. I try to enjoy myself and enrich the lives of others, I don't keep track of what day it is. Date is more important in my line of work. I'm trying to get out more. I'm consumed by work. I have limited time. I would like someone to fill the part of my life that's lacking. A partner in crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a mustache.

One time I rocked out to the radio in my car, and when I got lost, I asked for directions. Once.

I cut my sandwich into triangles.
You should message me if
-You have a wedding/family gathering to go to and need a date who is sociable, looks good in a suit, and can deal with intrusive family members politely.
-You have a team scrabble tournament coming up and want to win.
-If you are either witty, quirky, nerdy, active, smart, an individual, unique, not scared, or any combination of these. We should get along.
-You know a kid that's trapped in a well.