Strong arms that can rescue you from a fire or hold you at night and start one.
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I travel often. Any adventurers who are figuratively 'in the same boat' inquire below. Natives welcome. It comes down to a few things that I will try to map out mathematically
Life with no pants > Life with pants
I <3 naps + hugs
Looking to find the Joanna to my Chip. If you know who I'm referencing, then you should message me.
I flip houses in my free time so I'm looking ideally for someone who likes design, or likes to swing a hammer, or likes to make lemonade on hot days, or likes to put bitch stickers on all my inevitable bad ass eventual scars while simultaneously calling me a pussy and an idiot. Oh the memories we will make when I hammer my pinky finger and you think it's a little girl screaming. I'll be your biggest fan if you'll be mine.
I swear like a sailor, because I fucking am one.
-non-speaking roles in motion pictures,
-singing 'Sister Christian' in the shower,
-losing socks in the dryer,
-finding obscure links and gifs on the Internet to enhance conversation,
- relevant, http://imgur.com/gallery/LTg1h
-jogging in slow motion,
-Eating grilled cheese,
-getting to the top of the stairs and forgetting why I went up the stairs,
-kicking you while you are down when playing monopoly
-getting to the bottom of the stairs and remembering why I went up them,
-navigating hot air balloons,
-avoiding attacks by wild animals,
-avoiding attacks by domesticated animals,
-that awkward moment at the end of a first date when you aren't sure if the next move is a hug, a kiss, shaking hand, a fist bump, or a high five.
-people needing therapy after playing me in scrabble,
-saving kids that fall down wells,
-critiquing Gordon Ramsey's cooking, etc.
Taquitos. Whoever invented taquitos should be canonized, or knighted. Or both.
Tv shows, I don't own a tv, but the simpsons have a place in my heart.
I was watching House for a few weeks one time, then I was quickly coming to the conclusion that A) I had cancer, B) I was dying, or C) dying from cancer.
I'll watch it still, but only in moderation.
Quotes... I guess...
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods" -Ron Burgundy
"Because I have known despair, I value hope.
Because I have tasted frustration, I value fulfillment.
Because I have been lonely, I value love" -Leonard Nimoy
what I typically do on a Friday night.
One time I rocked out to the radio in my car, and when I got lost, I asked for directions. Once.
I cut my sandwich into triangles.
-You have a team scrabble tournament coming up and want to win.
-If you are either witty, quirky, nerdy, active, smart, an individual, unique, not scared, or any combination of these. We should get along.
-You know a kid that's trapped in a well.