Life with no pants > Life with pants
I <3 naps + hugs
It's summer in New England, let's go kayaking of canoeing for a day and end it with a bonfire looking up at the starry night.
I watched an unhealthy amount of HGTV when I was younger, so I flip houses in my free time. I'm looking for someone who likes to work with their hands, and/or likes to put bitch stickers on all my inevitable bad ass eventual scars while calling me an idiot. Either will work for me. Oh the memories we will make when I hammer my pinky finger and you think it's a little girl screaming. I'll be your biggest fan if you'll be mine.
I swear like a sailor, because I fucking am one.
-non-speaking roles in motion pictures,
-singing 'Sister Christian' in the shower,
-losing socks in the dryer,
-finding obscure links and gifs on the Internet to enhance conversation,
- relevant, http://imgur.com/gallery/LTg1h
-jogging in slow motion,
-Eating grilled cheese,
-getting to the top of the stairs and forgetting why I went up the stairs,
-kicking you while you are down when playing monopoly,
-using antlers in ALL of my decorating,
-obscure movie references,
-getting to the bottom of the stairs and remembering why I went up them,
-finding socks in the dryer,
-navigating hot air balloons,
-avoiding attacks by wild animals,
-avoiding attacks by domesticated animals,
-letting you cry it out after I beat you down in scrabble,
-saving kids that fall down wells,
-critiquing Gordon Ramsey's cooking, etc.
Update, sorry to say, worked off the moobs.
Taquitos. Whoever invented taquitos should be canonized, or knighted. Or both.
Tv shows, I don't own a tv, but the simpsons have a place in my heart.
I was watching House for a few weeks one time, then I was quickly coming to the conclusion that A) I had cancer, B) I was dying, or C) dying from cancer.
I'll watch it still, but only in moderation.
Quotes... I guess...
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods" -Ron Burgundy
More obscure movie references.
what I typically do on a Friday night.
One time I rocked out to the radio in my car, and when I got lost, I asked for directions. Once.
I cut my sandwich into triangles.
I spend an unusual amount of time thinking about how much fun I can have high-fiving everyone trying to take photos at the Leaning Tower of Pisa
-You have a team scrabble tournament coming up and want to win.
-If you are either witty, quirky, nerdy, active, smart, an individual, unique, not scared, or any combination of these. We should get along.
-You know a kid that's trapped in a well.