Some people think I'm funny.
My hair is annoyingly thick.
A good speller.
I've managed to convince myself I have a razor wit.
Is that enough?
But more likely my height.
Comedies, Kung Fu and terrible 80's Horror.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The Avett Brothers, Led Zeppelin, Ben Harper, Jack White, Major Lazer, Shovels and Rope, Chromeo, The Wood Brothers, JD McPherson, Flume, Die Antwoord, anything from Folk and Bluegrass to that THUMP THUMP THUMP.
PHO! Phoooouck yeah!
And fruit, nom nom nom, all day long!
I love food, my stomach sometimes seems bottomless. Though I am an eating machine, eating healthy is important to me.
Forget everything else.
I take very few things seriously.
You wanna smooch and touch each other's butts.
You wanna give me a massage.
You wanna take me on an adventure.
You want me to join you in some mischief.
Or you're a babe.
You're not chicken. C'mon, I dare ya.