30 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm tall.
Some people think I'm funny.
My hair is annoyingly thick.
I'm sarcastic.
A good speller.
I've managed to convince myself I have a razor wit.

Is that enough?
What I’m doing with my life
Mountain Climbing

...and Netflix
I’m really good at
Retrieving items from high shelves, eating mass quantities of tasty food, trivia, quoting movies and public speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing good looks and roguish charm.

But more likely my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Comedies, Kung Fu and terrible 80's Horror.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

The Avett Brothers, Led Zeppelin, Ben Harper, Jack White, Major Lazer, Shovels and Rope, Chromeo, The Wood Brothers, JD McPherson, Flume, Die Antwoord, anything from Folk and Bluegrass to that THUMP THUMP THUMP.

PHO! Phoooouck yeah!
And fruit, nom nom nom, all day long!
I love food, my stomach sometimes seems bottomless. Though I am an eating machine, eating healthy is important to me.
The six things I could never do without

Forget everything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I'm going to write in this box.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Thickest hair in the world, but I grow a shitty beard.

I take very few things seriously.
You should message me if
You wanna double up on body heat and save some cash this winter. It's getting cold out there.

You wanna smooch and touch each other's butts.

You wanna give me a massage.

You wanna take me on an adventure.

You want me to join you in some mischief.

Or you're a babe.

You're not chicken. C'mon, I dare ya.