So it's selfdescription time? Let's start with defects? Well let's start:
1) if you use omeopathy, I will not resist the tempation of laugh at your shoulders,
2) the usual comment about my sense of humor varies from "weird" to "what are you speaking about?"
3) if you're looking for a man who stand at your side in every war you decide to fight, without asking "why?", keep on your search.
And I can go on...
Favorite songs: songs that don't talk about songs,
Diet: I eat almost everything, but I generally avoid haute cousin and McDonald