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My self-summary
Hello. Bonjour. Hola. Konnichiwa. Aloha. nuqneH. Sup.
I work night shifts at an assisted living. I'm a gamer and I love to read and listen to music. I live on a farm. I can't drive due to a seizure disorder.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting my eventual takeover of the world. Teaching myself new lingo. Hiding from alien overlords while welcoming our lizard overlords. Cooking. Sleeping.
I’m really good at
Forgetting to reply to people
Tripping over my own feet
Disappointing my mother
Making kind of tasty cookies
Making small boxes out of yarn and plastic canvas
Making the worst out of bad situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Why don't you tell me that? :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Wedding In December,Little Women, Broke, Jane Eyre, Ultimate Venus Vol. 1, Journey to Forever, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritance, Stephanie Plum series, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 1-5, His Forever Love, Once Upon a Chocolate Kiss, At Home in Dry Creek, Restless Hearts, Jenna's Cowboy, Little House on the Prairie series, Twilight graphic novels, Romeo and Juliet (technically a play, I know), manga of A Midsummer Night's Dream, Crank, Burned, anything by Sarah Dessen, Alice in the Country of Hearts Vol. 1, and several others I can't think of right now.

Food: Chinese, angel hair with artichokes, lasagna, spaghetti, Swedish meatballs, fettucine alfredo, flan, brownies, gingerbread, guacamole, nachos, cheese enchiladas, tacos, burritos, pork tamales, ribs, rare steak, burgers, egg salad, grilled cheese, Reubens, corned beef and cabbage, ham, turkey, chicken nuggets, fried chicken, rotisserie chicken, duck, buffalo burgers, salad, celery, steamed broccoli, carrots...

Movies: Avatar, Princess Diaries, Little Women (1949), Romeo and Juliet (1966), Baryshnikov's The Nutcracker (although pretty much any version is good), White Nights, Alice in Wonderland (2011), Dark Shadows (2012), Austin Powers, 50 First Dates, Big Daddy, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, V For Vendetta, Tangled, Frozen, League Of Extraordinary Gentleman...

Music: Eminem, The Beatles, The Who, David Garrett, Taylor Swift, Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Jason Aldean, Chris Young, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Offspring, Duran Duran, Carrie Underwood, The Band Perry, Train, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Nickelback, Martina McBride, Sara Evans, Boys Like Girls, As I Lay Dying, HIM, Atreyu, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Trapt, Eli Young Band, Hunter Hayes, Paramore, Third Eye Blind, Sublime, Everclear, Matchbox Twenty, Maroon 5, Pierce The Veil, Silverstein, Sleeping With Sirens...

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, South Park, Futurama, Supernatural, Being Human (US), Say Yes to the Dress, Doctor Who, What Not to Wear, American Horror Story, Bleach, FMA, Cowboy Bebop, Salem, Sword Art Online, One Piece, Bob's Burgers, Bleach, Blue Exorcist...
Six things I could never do without
1. Air
2. Water
3. Food
4. Music
5. Family
6. ???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random things. Everything and nothing. Taking over the universe. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Is mayonnaise an instrument? If so, how would you play it? *shudders at the mental image*
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or playing video games haha
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Batman. (RIP Adam West)
You should message me if
If you would like to help me rule the world, message me.
If you agree that Trix are for kids.
If your anaconda don't want none.
Just message if you want to, I guess.
The two of us