I don't always speak in haikus by the way. I am many things beginning with S. Scientist. Smooth criminal. Super sleuth.
I quote Shakespeare at bizarre moments. Like if my bin smells weird I might say "there is something rotten in the state of Denmark".
I like ninjas. Do you?
I am bored, highly strung, and slinky
*Cartman voice" Who wants to touch me?
Wearing black in August
But not if your username is something like "The Schlong King" or "WhamBam". I will not like you. I promise.