35 Swansea, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hello there. This is how I roll. In haikus.

I don't always speak in haikus by the way. I am many things beginning with S. Scientist. Smooth criminal. Super sleuth.

I quote Shakespeare at bizarre moments. Like if my bin smells weird I might say "there is something rotten in the state of Denmark".

I like ninjas. Do you?

I am bored, highly strung, and slinky
What I’m doing with my life
PhD in molecular endocrinology.

*Cartman voice" Who wants to touch me?
I’m really good at
Spending money

Wearing black in August

Embryo micro-injection
The first things people usually notice about me
Super long hair

Pierced tongue

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Audition, Harry Potter and the kleenex of shame, Gozu, Betty Blue, Geek Love, Crap Old Goth, Salad cream sandwiches, Low carb cheesecake
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes, Mobile Phone, Sex, Coffee, TV, Cds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mother, how her brain works is God's own private mystery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk, On my way to the off-licence, Sleeping in an alleyway, No not really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an "inny" bellybutton. Not an "outy"
You should message me if

But not if your username is something like "The Schlong King" or "WhamBam". I will not like you. I promise.