Also I read somewhere that men on these sites tend to lie about their height by an average of two inches. To clear that up, I am truly 6 feet tall and baffled at why someone would lie about anything on here let alone something so obvious.
(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)
I'm looking for a girl who can make me feel the things Drake sings about.
Also told I'm cuter than my pictures. I just don't photograph well. I don't know if there's a good way to say this.
I watch way too much TV: Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, Archer, Game of Thrones, Veep, a bunch of others.
Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.
Food: I like food.
And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for running water and hygiene products of all kinds.
You take your whiskey neat.
We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.