29 Silver Spring, United States
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My self-summary
Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, I've been in DC three years now. I've been told I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and I'm generally very laid-back and friendly. I enjoy a good brunch, hiking/skiing/activities in nature, whiskey, a nice lazy Sunday afternoon watching Netflix, and all kinds of animals.

Also I read somewhere that men on these sites tend to lie about their height by an average of two inches. To clear that up, I am truly 6 feet tall and baffled at why someone would lie about anything on here let alone something so obvious.

(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)

I'm looking for a girl who can make me feel the things Drake sings about.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in non-profit finance for a healthcare advocacy organization.
I’m really good at
Impressing your parents
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall?

Also told I'm cuter than my pictures. I just don't photograph well. I don't know if there's a good way to say this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?

I watch way too much TV: Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, Archer, Game of Thrones, Veep, a bunch of others.

Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.

Food: I like food.
The six things I could never do without
I do not understand how humanity functioned prior to the invention of the mobile phone. What happened when people were running late? Did you just wait?

And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for running water and hygiene products of all kinds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I got my Ph.D, every appointment I make would be a doctor's appointment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out or in, possibly Netflixing, definitely drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As much as I appreciate the merits of correct grammar, I'm not going to rephrase myself just so I don't end a sentence or clause with a preposition. Send me a message if that's the kind of rebel you want to hang out with.
You should message me if
If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.

You take your whiskey neat.

You can tell me what meter Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" is in.