bfmaterial87
29 Silver Spring, United States
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My self-summary
Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, I've been in DC three years now. I've been told I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and I'm generally very laid-back and friendly. I enjoy a good brunch, hiking/skiing/activities in nature, whiskey, a nice lazy Sunday afternoon watching Netflix, and all kinds of animals.

A heavy part of my life is politics, public policy, and keeping up with current events. My career plan is all about trying to improve people's lives through good government, If you want to avoid talking about that stuff I might not be the best match for you. If you think Donald Trump would be well-suited to that work, you may not be the best match for me.

(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)

I'm looking for a girl who can make me feel the things Drake sings about.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in non-profit finance for a healthcare advocacy organization.
I’m really good at
Impressing your parents
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?

I watch way too much TV: Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, Archer, Game of Thrones, Veep, a bunch of others.

Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.

Food: I like food.
The six things I could never do without
I do not understand how humanity functioned prior to the invention of the mobile phone. What happened when people were running late? Did you just wait?

And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for running water and hygiene products of all kinds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I got my Ph.D, every appointment I make would be a doctor's appointment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out or in, possibly Netflixing, definitely drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As much as I appreciate the merits of correct grammar, I'm not going to rephrase myself just so I don't end a sentence or clause with a preposition. Send me a message if that's the kind of rebel you want to hang out with. 😎
You should message me if
If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.

You take your whiskey neat.

You can tell me what meter Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" is in.
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