29 Silver Spring, United States
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My self-summary
Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, I've been in DC three years now. I've been told I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and I'm generally very laid-back and friendly. I enjoy a good brunch, hiking/skiing/activities in nature, whiskey, a nice lazy Sunday afternoon watching Netflix, and all kinds of animals.

Also I read somewhere that men on these sites tend to lie about their height by an average of two inches. To clear that up, I am truly 6 feet tall and baffled at why someone would lie about anything on here let alone something so obvious.

(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)

I'm looking for a girl who can make me feel the things Drake sings about.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in non-profit finance for a healthcare advocacy organization.
I’m really good at
Impressing your parents
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall?

Also told I'm cuter than my pictures. I just don't photograph well. I don't know if there's a good way to say this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?

I watch way too much TV: Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, Archer, Game of Thrones, Veep, a bunch of others.

Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.

Food: I like food.
The six things I could never do without
I do not understand how humanity functioned prior to the invention of the mobile phone. What happened when people were running late? Did you just wait?

And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for running water and hygiene products of all kinds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I got my Ph.D, every appointment I make would be a doctor's appointment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out or in, possibly Netflixing, definitely drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As much as I appreciate the merits of correct grammar, I'm not going to rephrase myself just so I don't end a sentence or clause with a preposition. Send me a message if that's the kind of rebel you want to hang out with.
You should message me if
You think the amount of energy and effort it takes to date in this city is ridiculous.

If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.

You take your whiskey neat.

We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.