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Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, I've been in DC three years now. I've been told I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and I'm generally very laid-back and friendly. I enjoy a good brunch, hiking/skiing/activities in nature, whiskey, a nice lazy Sunday afternoon watching Netflix, and all kinds of animals.
A heavy part of my life is politics, public policy, and keeping up with current events. My career plan is all about trying to improve people's lives through good government, If you want to avoid talking about that stuff I might not be the best match for you. If you think Donald Trump would be well-suited to that work, you may not be the best match for me.
(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)
I'm looking for a girl who can make me feel the things Drake sings about.
I watch way too much TV: Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, Archer, Game of Thrones, Veep, a bunch of others.
Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.
Food: I like food.
And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for running water and hygiene products of all kinds.
I have an extra ticket to Louis CK at DAR Constitution Hall on January 13. Message me if you want to be my date that evening.