37Burlington, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a software engineer and a bit of a nerd and a redneck. I'm pretty straight forward, and strive to be honest in dealing with people. However, I'm pretty shy so it can be difficult to reach out to new people and make connections. I do enjoy meeting new people and making new friends. I like elaborate and/or weird food projects. I enjoy hunting, fishing, hiking, dancing, playing video games, tabletop role playing, and zombie apocalypse survival preparation. I occasionally garden. I also brew beer, although I haven't done a whole lot of that recently. I enjoy driving.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a lot but I like to have fun outside of that. I like to laugh and make others laugh. My sense of humor is at times juvenile, frequently intellectual, and more times than not, absurd. I usually fill my free time visiting with friends and family and enjoying life.
I’m really good at
My job (I guess), cooking, Rock Band (if I practice).
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't really know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anathem by Neal Stephenson. This one book sort of killed novel reading for me. I read a lot of graphic novels, too.
Movies - I like Sci Fi, war movies, Westerns, and all around weird shit. I do not like Romantic Comedies unless they feature chicks making out. My favorite TV show is Battlestar Galactica.
Music - Almost anything, except not so much the hip hop or the jazz. But sometimes even those are ok.
Food - Bacon, Indian, Mexican, BBQ, home cooking, sushi. Pie. Anything.
Six things I could never do without
1. Bacon
2. The Bill of Rights
3. Xbox
4. Family/friends
5. A particular mix of oxygen, nitrogen, and other mixed gasses
6. OJ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bacon, work (unfortunately), post-apocalyptic survival (zombie, robot, or other non-biblical forms). How to insert as much subversive and/or quirky language into corporate documents without getting fired. Just how superior pies are to cake. Selling all my shit and moving to Alaska to live off the land.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have tattoos but nowhere too risque.
You should message me if
You are a like-minded, intellectual, and have a great sense of humor.
The two of us