47 Newport Beach, United States
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My self-summary
Note: For those interested, my Myers-Briggs type is BAMF :)

Second note: I'm not saying you should come over for "Netflix and Chill"...but I have a Rare Pokestop in my living room (I kid I kid)

I haven't yet reached the point of online dating post traumatic stress disorder...but I've definitely earned my merit badge. I'm like an OKC Native American tracker -- I can find myself through this place by smell alone.

I also realized that I called myself "hysterical" in previous profile iterations yet my profile read like a washing machine instruction manual. So here's my attempt at both informing and making you laugh your butt off: Like John Oliver or Jon Stewart.

First some OKC Questions:

- when did stand up paddleboard become the most popular participation sport in America? Last I checked it was bowling

- When did Chapstick become a vital item for one's existence? I mean, I don't like chapped lips either...but I've never broken down in tears because I forgot my Chapstick at home

- Is there a guy that photoshops your head into the same picture from Warrior Dash? Like one of those carnival backdrops with a hole for your head? Am I the only one without this picture?

- I get it. You listen to NPR and don't own a you've listed 5 authors as favorites that even Barnes & Noble themselves didn't know me when you want to have a pizza, a beer and discuss the earlier works of Judy Blume

- I get like men over 6 foot, who are "fit", between the ages of 25-45, have a job, a car and a home., yet definitively are single, don't want a "hook up, want them to be sophisticated yet laid back...EVERY one of you wants that. I did the math...there's like 12 of those in the area with 6000 of you competing for him. Doesn't anyone want the cute guy, with a great career that will make you laugh your ass off and treat you incredible?

(Please...the above was meant to make you laugh. Honestly. If you took it seriously than we probably aren't meant to be together)

Back to the profile...

I'm a great catch...if your definition of "great catch" is having someone that will make you laugh your ass off constantly, send you flowers randomly, bring you chicken soup when you're sick and make your mom wanna friend me on Facebook.

I'm a guy's guy in many ways...I love sports, action movies, stand-up comedy and slapstick comedy movies...yet I also adore independent film, live music, theatre and the arts. Duality is hot!

Travel is something I greatly enjoy...and I often get paid to do it for work and cool places too! And I'd absolutely love to have someone amazing to be by my side and have great adventures.

I promise I'm well worth knowing even if it doesn't lead to "sparks". I have a list of friends that have been in my life for more than 20 years that would tell you that I'm loyal and always there for them with a shoulder or laugh...what woman in her right mind wouldn't want to take advantage of that?
What I’m doing with my life
My dogs would tell you that my main purpose in life is to feed them and make sure they get treats. That's a full time job.

Between those moments I spend time paying the bills with a career I greatly enjoy, playing a decent second base and slapping liners to left (I can't hit to right to save my life) and traveling whenever possible for work and play.

Notice anything missing in this equation?
(Hint...she's female...and I don't know who she is yet either)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (you laughed at this profile right..I'm trying damn you)... listening and offering good advice or at least advice I think is good but is grounded in no actual knowledge, 80s music trivia, grilling, over analyzing and ranting about my favorite sports teams, playing craps and much more
The first things people usually notice about me
Despite the fact that you aren't laughing at this profile hysterically (and you should for pete's sake)...its my sense of humor. Do I use it as a defense mechanism sometimes? Darn right...but it's endearing I promise
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recent books...John Feinstein pieces, Exotic Rhythm of the Belly Dancer, Ready Player One, Dethroning the King

I'm a movie junkie, buff, whatever you wanna call it...I range from the Godfather films to the dialogue pieces of anything written by Mamet, epics like the Lord of the Rings and Star Wars series, Apatow goofy comedies, Albert Brooks movies, Wil Ferrell films, Kevin Smith work...and I am a major Marvel movie junkie.

As for TV..I've limited what I watch lately but love Billions, Vinyl, Baskets, Unbreakable KImmy Schmidt, Shameless, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, Modern Family and more

Music is almost too impossible to list...its really mood...I have an old Ipod Classic that's loaded with zillions of songs
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick and men over 6 feet tall (I like to wear heels)
(Kidding...see what I did there)

My dogs (they count as one), family, friends, good food, good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about

NO...not "Settling" contenedness

Zen contentedness

Finding the right combination of job happiness, home happiness, hobby happiness and yes...romantic happiness. All to the point where people think "He must be on drugs...there's no way he can be that happy always"
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a coinflip...sometimes its a quiet night with a pizza or chinese food watching a movie or sporting event...other nights its a wild night on the town. Both can be just as rewarding
You should message me if
If you're seeking that 6 foot plus, fit guy, with a great career, owns a home, wants 2.4 kids, won't screw you over, doesn't want a hook up etc. I suggest you also spend time searching for the Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman and the second shooter from the Grassy Knoll -- sure they may exist, but in the meantime you're missing out on an incredible guy that will treat you awesome, is a great conversationalist, generous, honest, loyal, fun-loving, smart and capable of sharing quiet nights in or crazy nights out...someone whose company you will majorly enjoy.

So yeah...if you want that...then reply. I double dog dare you!