I see myself as somehow intelligent, probably creative, outspoken, opinionated and slightly misanthropic but mostly harmless.
I am easily bored by most people. On the other hand, intellect paired with a creative / mischievous streak is a huge turn-on for me. I try to only touch people I like.
Originally, I was on OkCupid because I wanted to fall recklessly in love with a stranger – or failing that, at least meet lots of interesting people and have a mediocre-to-good time. When the falling in love part actually happened, most of it was nice, but I found that breakups make me very sad and the sadness does not go away. Now I do not want to fall in love again so soon.
I have an attention deficit disorder (ADD) and take Methylphenidatehydrosomething to stay awake and to be able to concentrate for more than twenty minutes. This means I have to take a pill every four hours and know quite some people who claim I am just faking it.
A former friend said I talk like people on LSD do when I am sober. Since having been her tripsitter, I do understand what she means.
Often people – even some of my sex partners – think that I have more sex than I actually do have. This weirds me out.
A common misconception of people who do not know me is that I cannot empathize with their feelings or that I do not like them. I suspect something is wrong with my intonation and/or my facial expressions.
Apparently I can say “no” in a really provocative way. This has lead to people yelling at me – most often right after me not wanting to talk or have sex with them. One woman claimed that not wanting to have sex with her but wanting to have sex with others was “like eating a burger in front of someone who is starving”.
Movies: Antikörper, Deep Ilmpact (not Deep Impact), Die kommenden Tage, Donny Darko, Frequently asked Questions about Time Travel, Inland Empire, Lucky Number Slevin, Serenity, Snow Blind, Thank You For Smoking and of course 300 (which is essentially a monumental porn flick, I know).
Series: Battlestar Galactica (2004), Buffy, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, Ergo Proxy, Firefly, Horrible Turn, Sendung ohne Namen (ORF), ./shutdown, skins (Season 1), Torchwood
Music: Advance Wars O.S.T., Alec Holowka, Alligatoah, Bernd und das Rätsel um Unteralterbach O.S.T, Band ohne Anspruch, Bear McCreary, Carlos Peron, DavidBowman, Frank Schindel, Fort Minor, Hajime Mizoguchi, Jan Hegenberg, K.I.Z., Kyle Gabler, Mad Maks, MC Frontalot, Prinz ᴨ, Supershirt, Taylor Swift, Trouble over Tokyo, Walter White and the Amazing Blue Crystal Meth
Games: Advance Wars, ascii p0rtal, Aquaria, Battle for Wesnoth, Bernd und das Rätsel um Unteralterbach, Earth 2150, Earth 2150: The Moon Project, Netto No Shishou: Bernd, OpenLieroX, OpenTTD, Warzone 2100, the Xcom series, everything by Jason Rohrer and Kenta Cho
Also, I like the podcast Wir müssen reden, the (now defunct) radio show Paper Jam and the webcomics buttersafe, curvy, decorum, derelict and questionable content.
I like baked beans, mozarella burgers, spaghetti and vegetarian ravioli, but my favorite food would be glowing yoghurt - if it existed. Cola mixed with apple juice is my favourite drink. I also enjoy soft toilet paper, hot tubs, stormy days and hypoallergenic tape (I like to use Leukosilk to fix inanimate things, to be exact).
… why people often tell lies in the kind of situations where honesty can only improve the outcome.
• Reading, writing, drawing something.
• Meeting socially awkward strangers for dates.
• Browsing the web, lonely and unnaturally awake.
• Talking, cuddling, having sex with a friend of mine.
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If you message me, be direct. Tell me what you find interesting about me and what you are looking for – especially if you are aiming looking for a hookup! If you just write “Hi!” and have a lot of generic profile text (“You should message me if … you want to.”), I will most likely ignore you – even if your profile includes nice (even hot) pictures. The less your message looks like some kind of copy-paste drivel, the more likely I am to respond.
If you message me looking for casual sex, note that while I self-identify as an ethical slut, I prefer getting to know people a bit beforehand – I only want to have sex with people I can be friends with. That said, I certainly do kiss, cuddle and fuck on the first date if mood, attitude, personality and body odor fit. I do safer sex only and usually have condoms and latex gloves with me in case sex happens. In case you are interested, I do own a Hitachi Magic Wand and enjoy using it on people even when I am not particularly aroused.
If you message me because you are looking for new friends or activity partners, please tell me if you play or would like to play Magic: The Gathering. Me and a friend of mine often only have each other to play again and she and I would like to play with others. I am also looking for people who would like to play the board games Arimaa and Zombicide.
If you message me because we are both looking for a short- or long-term relationship, note that I cannot guarantee that outcome. I tend to have a match score of around 95% or more with my partners. Many of my long-term relationships resulted from friendships that grew to include casual sex. Most of my relationships were with non-monogamous sex-positive feminists.
Please absolutely refrain from messaging me if:
• You cannot handle your anger or jealousy.
• You tend to lie to make others feel good.
• You cannot handle honest answers.
• You do not want to accept a “No”.
• You tend to “forget“ condoms.