Like a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out if the water
I like to go to the gynecologist and just ask questions until I understand it
i just got back from globe trotting for the past few months.
Im kind of a dork. I like comics, movies, starwars, video games, stuff like that. But also outdoorsy stuff. I dont care much for club scene. I dont feel the need go get drunk every weekend. I like pubs and stuff like that. I believe every guy should have a set of tools and know how to fix at least some stuff (ie. Around the house, vehicles). If he doesn't wtf is he good for?
I think we all have a special light in our stomach that guides us to eachother, like E.T.. My stomach light needs your stomach light, then we can phone home together.
dont do this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
favorite moves include but are not limited to : predator, green mile, dumb and dumber, anchorman, step brothers, pretty much every Happy Madison movie, Dark Knight, Goonies, teenage mutant ninja turtles, zoolander, Land Before Time (say what you want, you know its a good movie)
2. Good company
Whenever somebody says "stop" idk if its in the name of love, if i should colaborate and listen or if its hammer time
If a man speaks his mind in a forrest and no women hear him, is he still wrong?
If an illegal immigrant and a sex offender get in a fight, is it called "Alien vs Predator"
The next place I'm traveling to ...USVI, Italy, Iceland, south america?...idk...