33Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
I am horrible at these things. I can't really explain myself. A pretty accurate summary is that I'm shy until I am the complete opposite of shy, which doesn't take very long. I am a nerd. I like a nice smile and an awesome laugh. A good sense of humor is a must. I can never seem to find my well read equal. I'm interested in a woman who won't lie to me and cheat on me, and then lie to me about cheating on me. Honesty, manners, and chivalry are long forgotten ideals that should be much, much more appreciated. I have long grown out of booty calls and am in search of a friendship and relationship that actually has meaning to it (thems the breaks when you're a hopeless romantic).
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a giant bank and laughing until I finally go back and get my Masters.
I’m really good at
Writing, making people laugh, grammar, anxiety, slight cynicism, sarcasm, going into cardiac arrest nine times in a six month span and still being alive, and also going into septic shock and being in a coma for two weeks while intubated and still being alive. (the last two items were completely separate events.) I'm a regular resilient Robert right here. Looks like I also might be really good at alliteration.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm sort of tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Stand, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Sun Also Rises, The Catcher In The Rye, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Frankenstein.

TV - Mr. Robot, Breaking Bad, Shameless, Homeland, LOST, Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Wire, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Parenthood, Westworld, House of Lies, Workaholics, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Party Down, Parks and Recreation.

Music - Neurosis, Bad Astronaut, The Minibosses, The Advantage, Dillinger Escape Plan (the old jams), Piebald, David Bowie, Alkaline Trio, Bracket, No Use For A Name, Soilent Green, NOFX, Lagwagon, The Descendents, The Misfits, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Cro-Mags, Patsy Cline, Wu Tang, The Get Up Kids, Botch, Cave In.

Movies - Fair warning: I'm a huge Star Wars nerd. Other than that, American Psycho, Idiocracy, and I'll tell you some more later on.
Six things I could never do without
Star Wars
And my implanted defibrillator (I probably do really need this)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, memories, finding happiness, LOST, relatable songs, getting the short end of the stick, pop culture, and building my never ending artillery of obscure references that only I catch and laugh at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun, or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was on ECMO. You do the research.
You should message me if
You are funny, witty, like to laugh, and like gentlemen.
The two of us