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My self-summary
Bad Hombre seeking a Nasty Woman. I have been described as tall, dork and handsome. INFJ, GGG, PB&J, WTFBBQ.

Everything is interesting and I'm looking for the right person to share it all with. There's always something new to see, do, eat and buy commemorative refrigerator magnets of. We're going on road trips together, sorry.

I have a bucket list that is full of ridiculous goals and I am totally serious about fulfilling them. Especially the ones about petting a sloth and learning to sing.

Ms Right for me is sweet, fun, fierce, and wicked smaht. Please voice your opinion, even when I don't necessarily want to hear it and maybe be a little too stubborn for your own good.

I mainly need a woman who avoids the three D's: Drama, Dishonesty, and Dmurdering me in my sleep.
What I’m doing with my life
Gettin mah shit together, which currently involves finishing my thesis and putting together an illustration career. I may have you model for me at some point. Relax, ma'am, I'm a professional.

My free time is split between epic, spontaneous adventures and internet videos of cats.

I'm trying to re-introduce the phrase, "tenacious as a lobster" into the mainstream. Even if you don't date me, please use this phrase as often as possible.
I’m really good at
Drawing the FUCK out of everything.

Singing in the car, badly.

Upgrading RAM, sexily.



Finishing what I sta
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the size of two regular guys glued together. I am useful for opening jars and getting things off of tall shelves and not much else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: politics, world history, biology and anything by Douglas Adams, David Sedaris and Matt Taibbi.

Food: All of it. All the food.

TV: Archer, Bob's Burgers, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and shamefully, Storage Wars

Movies: Anything Miyazaki or Wes Anderson, Stranger than Fiction, Groundhog Day, Big Fish, and a whole bunch of Amelie.
The six things I could never do without

Drawing hat


My large, super-comfortable bed

Jameson's for that moment of tingly warmth right after the gagging ends

Belly laughs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if Phat Beats want to be held, not dropped?
On a typical Friday night I am
sexting and driving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I binge-read all 7 Harry Potter books in under a month and can't stop making inappropriate comparisons.

It's a harmless, Luna Lovegood kind of quirk, not a Bellatrix Lestrange one.
You should message me if
You think fun is an excellent way to start something.

Bonus points for humor, quirkiness and kink.