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My self-summary
I'm a recent transplant to the mitten from parts somewhat close by. I came here to finish (hopefully) the last bits of training for my career. Over the past few months I've wondered why I thought it was a good idea to come back to the Midwest, when I could've had a position in Florida, where winter doesn't last 9 months. Then I enjoy a delicious Michigan beer and remember why.

I was delighted to learn that Detroit had a thriving EDM scene upon moving here, subsequently disappointed to learn there's no proper Caribbean good anywhere here.

I'm an unabashed Ohioan, and believe that this Michigan left business is a horrible idea, just turn left people. I have much love for MSU, and think Jim Harbaugh is a terrible human being.

Also of note, one of my colleagues claims she went to camp with Mike Posner, and beat him up for being a nerd. 🤔🤔🤔
What I’m doing with my life
Doing my best to convince my peers I'm qualified to do my job, when I'm probably not
I’m really good at
making bad ideas sound both logical and like a good idea
The first things people usually notice about me
"how tall are you?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just realllllllllly love food, and food, all food, let's get food?
Six things I could never do without
Mah robe
So much caffeine
On a typical Friday night I am
Adventuring in metro Detroit, wondering, how did I get to Detroit again?
You should message me if
you're vaguely intrigued by how a somewhat irresponsible smartass finagled his way into a position of much responsibilty.

also if you are aware of what wubba lubba dub dub means
The two of us