27 Royal Oak, United States
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My self-summary
HI! I recently moved back to the midwest from NYC, I still find it odd that everyone here says good morning instead of "get the fuck out of my way".
I have also noticed that when you live in Michigan and tell people you're from Ohio, they're opinion of you drops precipitously. I'll gladly accept those jeers as I have found this state has a truly amazing amount of delicious beer.
I've been transplanted behind enemy lines in the mitten for the next three years to complete what is hopefully one of the last stages of training for my career.
My job my have unseemly hours and weird schedules, but it definitely provides me with some amazing stories that are both enthralling and sometimes disgusting.
I sincerely apologize for my screen name on this site, turns out the decision making of an inebriated young man 6 years or so ago, might one day be regretted.

That's really all I got for now, as I doubt this section would make or break any decision you might want to make concerning me :D
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm able to escape the hospital for an appreciable amount of time i love cooking, working out, attempting to be well read, and reconnecting with my outdoorsiness.
I’m really good at
making bad ideas sound both logical and like a good idea
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very tall, and very sarcastic. I've also been told I have a mischevious face, but really, it's just my face..................
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just realllllllllly love food, and food, all food, let's get food?
The six things I could never do without
ron swanson quotes
some of my friends and family, not all of them, they know who they are
unfortunately my career, i complain about it endlessly, but i love it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, will noon conference have free food, and what kind of free food.
On a typical Friday night I am
either night shift, or seeing what the bustling area of metro detroit has to offer an outsider
You should message me if
you're vaguely intrigued by how a somewhat irresponsible smartass finagled his way into a position of much responsibilty.

also if you are aware of what wubba lubba dub dub means