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My self-summary
To introduce myself: I'm a rootin'-tootin', high-horsed, gun-slingin', cow-eatin', all-Canadian hero. On the weekends I do heroin, mixed with cocaine, mixed with horse tranquilizers, mixed some Indonesian shit you don't know about. My heroes include Batman, Samurai Jack, and the dad from Hannah Montana--truly inspiring. Tell me about yourself.

Also, hi. I like cats

Just a heads up, I'll be in Abu Dhabi, UAE for 3 months starting in May. I'm hoping to do a small tour of Europe after that, I've got my eye on the England, Ireland and Scotland. Let me know if you want to grab a pint...or six
What I’m doing with my life
just wandering around aimlessly playing video games.
Also been messing around again with LoL, Diablo 3, Rocket League and Dungeons & Dragons
I’m really good at
Chilling. Video games and procrastinating. I don't go to clubs or have fun. Fun is for losers. I'm really efficient at binge watching shows and wasting time on Imgur. I just sit at home all day on the internet and contemplate life. Are snails actually really ticklish and that's why they move so slowly?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very friendly and tend to put people at ease with my awkward stares
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Life Of Pi, Looking for Alaska, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Secret Daughter, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, The Maze Runner, Harry Potter Series, Across the Universe, The Fault in our Stars, The Summoning, Shiver, Eragon, Inuyasha, Thirteen Reasons Why, The Lunar Chronicles

Movies: Spirited Away, Zombieland, Inception, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The King's Speech, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Harry Potter, Limitless, Superbad, The Social Network, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Lion King, Juno, A Beautiful Mind, The Hunger Games, Inglourious Bastards, The Shawshank Redemption, Toy Story, Princess Mononoke, Forrest Gump, Crash, The Butterfly Effect, The Breakfast Club, Shaun of the Dead, The Mirror Mask, The Illusionist, WALL-E, Changeling, The Reader, Up In The Air, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, City of God, Space Jam, Top Gun, The Intouchable, Anchorman
Fun Fact: I've never fully the Lord of the Rings trilogy, or the original Star Wars or Star Trek

Shows: Food Wars, One Punch Man, The Mindy Project, Suits, Video Game High School, House, Whose Line Is It Anyways, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Weeds, New Girl, The Guild, Sword Art Online, Future Diary (Mirai Nikki), Inuyasha, Yu-gi-oh, Teen Titans, Dragon Ball, Power Rangers, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Orange is the New Black, Pushing Daisies, Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Irregular at Magic High School, The Office, Jessica Jones
Fun Fact # 2: I've never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, House of Cards or The Walking Dead.

Music: (I listen to A LOT of music and a wide variety but here's some of it) The Kooks, Vivaldi, Foster the People, Mumford and Sons, Notorious B.I.G, The Ruse, Eminem, Jimmi Hendrix, The Police, AC/DC, Arcade Fire, Mock Orange, Deep Purple, Ra Ra Riot, 3LAU, Bon Iver, Kap Slap, Eric Garner, Porter Robinson, Belle & Sebastian, 2AM Club, Led Zeppelin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Portugal. The Man, Jay Z, Arctic Monkeys, Hoodie Allen, J.S Bach, Blink 182, Bowling for Soup, Michael Jackson, Stromae

D&D, ROCKET LEAGUE!!! League of Legends, Path of Exile, 100% Orange Juice, Hunnie Pop, Starbound, Diablo 3, Super Mario World, Legend of Zelda Series, Luigi's Haunted Mansion, Torchlight II, Donkey Kong, Humble Bundle Games. I have this issue where I struggle with FPS games, my fingers just can't seem to WASD, I think I'm broken, but I'm trying to learn!
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, video games, books, snails
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really really really really really want a dog
and boys in fedoras make me euphoric
I have no filter
You should message me if
****KK, lemme save you some time:****
You: Hi
Me: Yo
You: You're really pretty, how are you?
Me: I'm just fuckin' dandy and you homie?
You: I'm good
Me: KK Cool.
You: How was your weekend/day/summer?
Me: It was fine.
You: .
Me: .

I just saved you the embarrassment of getting ignored, now get interesting or move along. MY WEEKEND WAS FINE, LIFE IS OK. NOW YOU KNOW.
The two of us