44Fairfield, United States
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My self-summary
I am awkward and flawed, but when you get to know me you'll figure out that I'm hopelessly awkward and flawed. I don't like large crowds where I'm expected to remember everyone's name. Currently in the midst of re-discovering good beer, and I'm a huge fan of single malt scotch, mmmm scotch.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently graduated from an EMT class, so if you want to play doctor, I might need to go back to school. If you want to play EMT though...

Also: doing the best I can
I’m really good at
-making love on horseback while galloping down the side of an erupting volcano
-jumping out of planes
The first things people usually notice about me
-I have a horn (yes it's all natural) on the right side of my head.
-I'm reasonably tall (6'3")
-I have size 15 feet, so if you look at me in profile, I look like a sentient "L".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is TV
Six things I could never do without
Sense of purpose
Outdoorsy stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why? Just why? About the world in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to a stand-up show
Finding a new way to embarrass myself
Going to see a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a Combat Controller while I was in the Air Force. Google it if you're interested.
You should message me if
You prefer small groups to large groups

You like the outdoors. Especially: Hiking, Skiing, Swimming

You like to see movies and want to discuss them after seeing them

You have a healthy sexual appetite

You are a comedy fan

Our match percentage is really low and you're feeling a little self-destructive
The two of us