30Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I like walking in parks and drinking too many cups of coffee. I'm not a great chef but I can put a mean sear on a piece of meat and compliment it with some decent vegetables. I think animals are just about the greatest and love my one-eyed cat even when he yowls for more food at 3:30 in the morning.

I'd like to meet someone who appreciates all of the above and is just as upset about missing the cherry blossoms at the Brooklyn Botanical as I am.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a hotel in the city. I can get you all the little soaps and shampoos you'd ever want.
I’m really good at
knowing which pizza place to order from on any given night, conversation, not being a jerk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look a lot like Oscar Wilde and if I've had enough of something (like french fries or cherries or whatever), I'll say "I'm good off that".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
NB: if you want to skip this, I understand - it's a little long. the gist of it is "most of the stuff everyone else likes too, except game of thrones and EDM which I'm just not too into"

Authors: Pratchett, French, Flynn, Wodehouse, Tartt. On my "To Read" list: Vonnegut, Pynchon, Atwood.

Flicks: Die Hard, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Men In Black, documentaries about cool/weird stuff, Indiana Jones and whatever, westerns, Escape From New York. I saw The Expendables 2 in theaters and will tell you all about it (but only if you ask).

TV Shows: RuPaul's Drag Race, Archer, Broad City, Twin Peaks, Parks & Rec, Party Down, The Wire, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Law & Order (Briscoe/Green era), Wilfred, OITNB, TNG, DS9, Married With Children. Next on the list: Deadwood.

Eats: Bolognese in the style of my momma, sandwiches on seriously hearty bread, spinach salads. I think I'm going to join a CSA eventually.

Podcasts (MBMBaM, JJGO, Reply All, etc), outlaw country, 90s dance hits, etc. I don't know. I'll listen to just about anything. I'm also very into Huey Lewis & The News' "The Power of Love" so there's that.
Six things I could never do without
- bars with free popcorn
- a pen and some paper
- bagels (everything > whole wheat everything > sourdough > poppyseed > all the rest of the bagels > salt)
- mints! mints mints mints! everything's better when your breath is nice
- a big old coat in the winter or some handmade shorts in the summer
- a big old mug to pour coffee into (i take it with milk or half+half, no sugar - sorry if that's a dealbreaker)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- What's the best way to dunk so hard that the backboard shatters?
- Should I move to the island of cats?
- How many cups of coffee is too many?
- What are the best dog breeds (not the best dogs, because the best dogs are shelter pups)?

(labs and retrievers who wear bandannas > shibas and corgis > other dogs)
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, I'm working the graveyard shift on Friday and Saturday nights, so I'm probably sitting at a reception desk somewhere watching people pass by. I get out more often on Mondays or Tuesdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no idea what any song from Hamilton sounds like.
You should message me if
You want to go to the Museum of Morbid Anatomy.

You want to go and drink cocktails with me at 8pm and then drink beers at 11pm and eat pizza at 1am and then maybe get another beer.

You can teach me some yoga.

You love animals a whole bunch. Definitely message me if you have a great dog that I can play with (maybe even wrassle???).

You've got a sense of humor, you're interested in local travel (road trips, train trips, probably not plane trips), you're not allergic to cats.
The two of us