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My self-summary
I’m Bob. I have a savings account. What’s your favorite food? Really? That’s so weird, that’s my favorite food, too. I blink a normal amount of times per day, I have excellent oral hygiene, and I will never give you a half assed back rub. I work from home but I don’t live in my mom’s basement. I’m tall enough to reach anything you can’t and strong enough to open any jars that give you trouble. I’ve always been known to replace a lightbulb and I always change the toilet paper roll before being asked. I’d love to meet your parents. They seem like nice people. Real salt of the earth. The only other thing you need to know about me is that I cried during “The Princess Bride” and I’m not afraid to admit it. Oh, and I can bench like, 255.
What I’m doing with my life
If you don't improve every day, then your doing something wrong.

Traveling. I found a life cheat code so now I just try and travel.
I’m really good at
Sarcastic comebacks.
Breathing. (Undefeated)
Paper, Rock, joke...challenge me...I double dog dare you.
The first things people usually notice about me
You would have to ask people. Recently I've met mutual friends who knew of me because of my humor. Funny is good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Game of Thrones, 1984, Count of M.C.

Movies: V for Vendetta, Cloud Atlas, Old School...I like a ton of movies.

Music: Crazy Range: Al Green to Skynard to Skrillex to Metallica to Biggie to DMB...I like so many types.

Food: Mexican, Italian, Sushi, Thai, and traditional stuff mommabear makes.
Six things I could never do without
Interesting People.

You need surprisingly little.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I this way, and you're that way?
Why are stupid people always the biggest assholes?
Is everyone really this well put together or is everyone putting on a front?
On a typical Friday night I am
I am literally down for anything. I want to try everything there is to try, the world is a massive place.

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the memory of a goldfish. If you've done it, I have probably done it or want to do it too. I'm exceptional at pushing boundaries of reason and making people question everything.
You should message me if
You want to meet someone who's fun to hang out with with zero expectations.
The two of us