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My self-summary
Firstly, I would like to let all cynical people know that you can find love and friendship on a single's site. Foxygrrl87 and I are in love, and I met her through OKCupid. Also, 3 of my best friends, Cookie_Cuervo, Apple_nut_hole, and bewitching, I met on this site as well.

I'm a freak, but generally a nice guy. I have a past I don't like to talk about, I'm more concerned with my present and my future. I am apparently considered quite good looking and to be a "really good man". What the hell? I thought I was being an asshole? I try, I really do, I guess I am just to decent for my own good. And when did I become hot? It had to have been very recent, because my dates tend to flake on me a lot, and no girl would flake on me if I was hot, right? Guess it doesn't matter any more, Foxy thinks I'm hot, and she loves me, which works out quite well since I love her too.

I am assinine, passionate, and complex
What I’m doing with my life
Apparently not sleeping. I blame Foxy, but I'm not upset about that, the sleep deprivation is way worth it. In other news, I work at KYOD in Douglas, WY and learning that I may not be a monster. I'm still working on my book, and I'm trying to be the best friend I can be to the people who are being such good friends to me.
I’m really good at
Learning anything that interests me, reading for hours on end, writing(this includes fiction, poetry, erotica, and e-mails), story telling, divising plans that always backfire, breaking bones, breaking spirits, being ambiguous, being dominant, being submissive, editing sound files, gambling, fishing, recognizing various fauna and flora, forgetting to take my medication. GETTING HIT BY FUUCKING CARS WHILE I AM WALKING!!! I mean what the hell, I'm under 21 and have been hit by a car for the third time inmy life while on foot. People need to learn how to drive, and what makes it worse is that it is always a woman who hits me and I can't punish them for it. I almost think they are doing it on purpose, since I am kind of easy to see, but these women don't know me, why would they run me over? Can you tell I'm a bit pissed?

I am told I am good at the following, but I do not know if I agree. flirting, making people laugh, offending people, tolerating high amounts of pain, creeping people out, cooking.

I know some people are expecting me to brag about certain skills since I am male, but I do not brag about such things. If they are to be mentioned, which I prefer they weren't, then I prefer them to be mentioned by those who have experienced them.(Note: I am a virgin, but there are 1000's of ways to be intimate, I simply avoid the chief two.)
The first things people usually notice about me
My long, dark red hair, my size, the handcuffs dangling from my beltloops, the fact that I am being led around by two attractive women. More on that later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a.The "Xanth" Series by Piers Anthony "Diadem" "The Count of Monte Cristo" "The Canturbury Tales" b."The Princess Bride" "The Godfather" "A Knight's Tale" "Donnie Darco" c.Pretty eclectic taste in music, anything except pop and polka. d.Italian, Cheeseburgers, basically anything that tastes good.
Six things I could never do without
Is it just me, or does this thing say something about what I think about when masturbating. The answer to that is usually bumble bees, for some reason I find them incredibly attractive.

As far as the six things I could never live without, they are: 1.My friends(Foxy ranks among the top in my friend's hierarchy) 2.My family 3.My knife collection 4.My boots 5.My leather trench coat 6.A good cup of coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, death, love, hate, all of the abstract and complex things in our lives.

Nowhere else I could think to address this, so here is where I'm putting it. The two attractive women that lead me around are my mistresses. Neither one had enough money to purchase me as a slave so they pooled their funds and bought me. apple_nut_hole is a very harsh mistress, and Cookie_Cuervo is very kind, so I get the best of both worlds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Clutch and Harley, kicking it in to high gear every Friday night for two hours of hard-core, in your face, kick-ass metal and classics from the legends of rock, that's right, it's the Friday Night Rock Party on KYOD Coyote 100 FM. And then it's home to kill both of my cell phone batteries talking to Foxy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a pretty open guy, I am a virgin(by choice oddly enough) I am clinically insane and heavily medicated, I have been beaten, molested, verbally and mentally abused, as well as ignored and neglected. But don't feel sorry for me, I'm fine, just a little off:D Oh, and since one girl didn't believe me, I own a vibrating tongue ring and can turn my tongue 360 degrees. Now were even, darlin':D
You should message me if
Message me if you are a cool chick or a psychotic dude. Only message me if you want to have decent conversations, not to put me down or make fun of me, that pisses me off. Oh, and no red-heads! Also if you want to contact me away from this site, I have IM at Yahoo!, AIM, and MSN all under the sn bigredrassler.

Answer this riddle: What do the poor have, the rich want, and God fear?

when you have the solution to this riddle contact me by phone

Please take just five 0 kinks 0 1 before work.

Note: Do NOT message me if your e-mail contains any reference to a discreet relationship. I don't believe in casual sex, I don't believe in discreet relationships, and I WON'T help you cheat on your current lover. I have been cheated on and say to those who would do that to some one else, get some FUCKING help. Thank you and have a nice day.
The two of us