I'm a U of M grad (Dearborn but who's counting) and I won't tell you my major or job because I don't want a trophy wife until my first wife dies when I'm like 80.
I will break the 5 second rule for a red Starburst.
I went snowboarding once, left in an ambulance and had my heart defibrillated on the way because I literally died. I went skydiving once and shattered my leg when I landed. Now my whole right calf is made of titanium. Those are the only two serious injuries I have ever suffered.
I rarely sleep for 8 straight hours. I usually take 3-4 two hours naps in a day. Like Albert Einstein.
I am in a pool league (nine ball not swimming) in the winter and a golf league in the summer. I also play in a charity Texas Hold Em tournament once or twice a month. I have the hobbies of a 60 year old.
I DVR 10-12 shows a week depending on the season and watch one or two every night before I fall asleep.
My two dogs are my best friends, I guess that says a lot about my social life and my dogs.
I make a mean grilled cheese.
I sporadically moved to San Antonio, TX for a year after high school and worked at the biggest water park in the country. It was the best year of my life.
I very rarely have a bad day.
I spent a good 30 minutes debating whether or not adding a picture of me without a shirt on would help the chances of me going on a date via this site.
I know absolutely nothing about car maintenance and repair. If I were to open the hood of my car I could maybe point to 2 or 3 things and tell you what they were. One would be the engine. Its embarassing.
Three years ago I was a pack a day smoker. Now I smoke exactly two cigarettes every day. One in the morning with my first cup of coffee (and before my second, third, and fourth cups of coffee) and one on my way home from work.
I go to the gym, probably not as often as I should be often enough that the guy working the front desk recognizes me without seeing my tag.
I hope this profile made you fall madly, deeply in love with me or at least gave you something worth messaging me about.
Ok, I'll level with you, probably sarcasm.
6 things? How about a nice round 5?
Why do girls insist on going to public restrooms together?
Does the popcorn button on the microwave actually do anything differently?