Electrical: Wires single phase, three phase, 220 or 480 Machine Motors. Trips the circuit breaker, flips the circuit breaker, pulls fuses, test fuses, runs conduit, pulls wire. Finds and bad cells or fried integrated circuit.
Machine: Mills, lathes, punch press, drill press, arbor press, press brake, cold saw, jig saw, table saw, skill saw, iron worker, hack saw, scroll saw, band saw, tile saw, sawsall, saws the future! Vices, Wilton, rock island, Kurt, various sizes, and states of repair. Machines precision compound miters on aerospace tubing. Drills, taps, reams, countersinks, and never forgets to deburr before sending to paint. Fork lift certified!
Welding: Holds certs in, MIG, TIG, Stick, Gas, purge, electric arch spray transfer and frictional stir. Welds, aluminum, stainless, zirconium, titanium, steel, copper, cast iron, and more. Proficient in bronze and silver brazing.
Cutting: Plasma torch cutting, water jet cutting, Oxy-acetylene, or oxy-gasoline cutting, all provided at a moment's notice.
Finish: Grinds, plains, files, sands, passivates, electropolishes to a mirror finish, forms award winning fillets. Annealing, heat treating, artificial aging, and case hardening. Bead blasting, shot peening, painting, plating, staining, makes a top secret patina with chemicals found beneath the sink.
Farm: Mixes cement, stacks bricks, bucks hey, drives a stick, pulls fence, pulls stumps, chips wood, splits wood, stacks wood, turns a shovel red hot, plums to local code, cuts glass, puts a bucket under a hole in the roof. Practically human rescue tape. Stitches a wound. Provides cpr, administers Narcan in the unfortunate event of a party accident. Takes your dog to the vet, Ties a bowline and a clove hitch. Puts your bike in a box before you fly. Lights the DuraLog!
Street Skills: Gets you the most out of your automotive insurance claim. I can roll you a joint, clean your bong, and make you weed cookies in less time than it takes to dry your towels guaranteed. Scuba dives, helps you blackmail your landlord, saves you money at participating locations, siphons gas, I can take off in a small plane, take offs only! Give me the job and get one percent cash back.