bikecleaver
32 Berkeley, United States
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My self-summary
Exta adventurous white trash living in Oakland. A bit eccentric but generally has a sence of humor about it. Really banking on the biggest heart winning in the end. Constantly many hours late to work and never fired, in fact really loving my work. A little introverted and off putting. Often misunderstood, tedious, continually responding to the wrong Pavlovian stimuli. Metal workin, tire burning, tour divide riding, bad writer who occasionally gets lucky. On the spectrum, pro drug, pro weirdo, working a nine to five making brewery equipment.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to build great team for the big heist.

Working with stainless steel equipment for breweries and pharmsuitical labratories.

Trying to refine a refreshing yet balanced perspective.

I'm working on a lengthy heart warming novel, everyone will love.
I’m really good at
More so with the broad strokes. Kind of a really sloppy perfectionist. And gets really excited about overlap and mutual benefit. I can fix seriously broken stuff with as seen on tv solutions. I'm like human rescue tape.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pulp Fiction, the god father, I'm a sucker for documentaries. Books, David Foster Wallace, Melville, Hemingway, catch-22, Kafka, Adam smith, the wealth of nations, any educational non fiction. An audio book a week.
With music i'm flexible, mostly four four time. I just learned about the growlers, Then there's deer hunter the band, the movies excellent as well.
The six things I could never do without
We're going for small time, something insignificant and sad but wholly unremarkable, Just a fury stain on the grill of this huge thing going by, thinking maybe if we're lucky the impact was audible and someone in the cockpit with say, "what was that?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bike touring the silk route, missing surfing in the soulth pacific, and Wishing I lived on a farm with adorable brats, a blue healer and a bmx pump track, eloping at a fishing resort in panama with a world famous left break.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows, worlds most distractable!
You should message me if
This guy recently anecdotely explained to me that my personilty is a little like fernet. His dad drinks exclusively fernet. He buys it buy the case and when he checks out the cashier will usually ask him if he owns a restaurant or something and he has to exsplain that he drinks it. So the guys just saying there's a market for a booze that's taste is best described as the midpoint between brown mouth wash and a fishermans friend and that I just need to find a woman who likes fernet.
Bar tenders in SF dink Fernet. I've recently started drinking Fernet. I walk into a bar and order Fernet and bar tenders ask me where do I work. As if drinking Fernet indicates I must work in a bar. So message me if your thinking you need more Fernet in your life, so to say.
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