I "Our next contestant on The "OKCupid" dating game is a really funny 62 year old pharmacist from Queens, NY, who wants to be a tour guide at Disneyworld when he grows up." Hi, and thanks for visiting. I feel comfortable in my own skin, as I've tried others, and mine seems to fit better. I can't tell if the glass is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty, because I'm drinking out of jelly jars..... my ex got the crystal. I am also an evolved man, as my knuckles barely scrape the ground when I walk. I long to meet the Mrs. Upjohn to my Rufus T Firefly Or the Mrs. Teasdale to my Dr. Hackenbush. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I'd be happy to educate you.. So many of the profiles I've read are really negative, i.e. "I'm not interested in you if you…..” Let’s be positive, so PLEASE get in touch with me if, most importantly, if under college, you did not write, "after high school." AND: 1. You didn't list 'babysitter' as your occupation. 2. You didn't tell your parents you were going to die because they wouldn't let you see Justin Bieber.. 3. My sons wont be interested in you more than I. 4. You didn't learn about Viet Nam from your travel agent or in history class 5. You know who Abbie Hoffman, Arlo Guthrie and Shemp Howard are. 6. You know what culottes are. 7. You know who said “Right here, on our stage tonight, the wunnerful Topo Gigio.” 8. If I don’t have to be immunized and check international traveler advisories if we want to visit. 9. Our friends will see us together and not feel morally compelled to contact Children's Protective Services. 10. You won't go , Ewwww at the sight of a steak. 11. You read MOST of this without the aid of a dictionary or translator. 12. You have a love/hate relationship with "It's a Small World." 13. You don’t stick your chewing gum under the table before eating. 14. You have smiled at least once so far. I would love to spend the rest of my life with a very witty and affectionate lady with a really, really good sense of humor, and likes banter. I am truly a nice guy who is housebroken, puts the seat down, will continue to open doors for you after our first date, is very happy, well adjusted, won’t bash his ex-wife, will send you flowers and greeting cards for no reason, likes to hold hands,will make you dinner and do the dishes, rub your neck and back when you come home from work, cuddle, is empathic, doesn't watch sports on TV and really knows how to listen and communicate. Skiers and or SCUBA divers: YIPPEEE!!! I 'm proud of my adult sons who are studying to be doctors, so there's no diaper changing. I think. If your woman’s intuition is whispering to you there is potential here, then don’t be shy! Let me know. I’m just a dumb guy and can’t make the connection that because you viewed my profile you are now waiting for me the “make the first move.”Special offer: FOR A LIMITED TIME: RECEIVE A FREE GIFT ON OUR FIRST DATE. EVEN IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO KEEP ME, KEEP THE FREE GIFT! . Thanks for reading.
winter,my motorcycle, a lady I care about, the ability to count.