Non-monogamous (in an open marriage)
Looking for nature road trip partners. If you hate being photographed, do not apply.
Cuddling (especially with poisonous sea snakes!)
Laying on the bottom of pools
- Under the Skin (I am not sure I would want to hang with someone that hated that movie - it's the most honest, beautifully anti-human movie, it explains nothing to you. It is film as art). Iñárritu, Alexander Payne's films, basically anything with Sam Rockwell in it, Coen Brothers, stupid comedies, smart comedies, sc-fi, war movies (i can never think of favorite movies when people ask). Also, weirdly, i am a sucker for movies with Channing Tatum (whose name my wife and I can never remember, so we took to calling him Chanting Totem, and that what has stuck).
- Jim James, How To Dress Well, iamamiwhoami, Lil Spook, Jogger, Arthur Russell, Growing, Zoo Kid, Julia Holter, King Krule, Lee Hazelwood, Son Lux, Gal Costa, Phoenix (never was interested in them until seeing how TIGHT they were live at Coachella 2013), Lou Rawls, José James, Beach House, Prince, Susan Cadogan, Baths, M83, Nick Drake, Ashra, Moondog, Tame Impala, James Blake, Blood Orange, Tycho, Growing, Grace Jones, The Weeknd, tUnE yArDs, Sam Cooke, Purity Ring, Nina Simone, The Books, Youth Lagoon, and i also think EVERY rap song should have a cameo by Snoop (take a hike if you disagree).
- Louie (CK is so brutal), The Magicians, Broad City, Master of None, Jessica Jones, Gotham, Humans (I found my own artwork hanging as a poster on the bedroom wall of one of the characters - neato!), The Knick, Ja'mie: Private School Girl, The 100, Black-ish, Ballers, The Good Wife, Silicon Valley, The Flash, Girls, Game of Thrones, The West Wing, Sherlock, House of Lies, The Walking Dead, blah blah blah.
-Fresh Air, Radiolab, Song Exploder, The Daily Bugle, TAL, TEDTalks, TTBOOK, Dan Savage, Uhh Yeah Dude, Re:Sound, The Moth, Science Fridays (These are podcasts/radio in case you are lost here)
- At home i basically just eat vegetables and fruits, but i am not a vegetarian. I can't be bothered to go further into this subject (because i love to eat, and have a lot of favorites cuisines and dishes), but lets say I am mildly foodie, and most of the shit that passes for food in this country is frightening. Lately I have found that the food we make at home tastes better than the shit served at those celeb chef fine dining place. Fancy yes, but always over salted and too oily. Except SQIRL Kitchen. (Proper) Banh Mi 4 life though.
-You always wanted to be a mermaid and model underwater (this sounds stranger than it is...). instagram: dan.kitchens
Also my actual work instagram: instagram: kozyndan
-Also i don't know many poly people, so if you are one i would love to discuss (even if you and I have zero chemistry ourselves), or if you have a CamelBak and use it.
DON'T message me if: you have a picture of yourself with a Dodgers (or any sports ball team, really) cap on, a pic of yourself with your adorable little dog, a pic of yourself with your equally tackily dressed girlfriends at a club or by a Vegas hotel pool, or a pic of yourself shooting guns at the gun range. Don't message me if you have a photo of yourself in front of some "angel wings" mural. Don't message me if you think walking around in Runyon Canyon is "hiking". Don't message me if you won't eat weird foods. Don't message me if you expect to be treated like a princess, or some other such Rom Com nonsense.