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My self-summary
Testing. Testing. Is this thing on? Hello, is anyone out there? HELLO!?! Test-one-two. (Hey! What's this "on" button for?)

"This is the part where I say how much I hate this part of the process because it's soooo hard to write about me."

Gimme a break. I'm here, and you're there. Who among us is good at making here and there decisions?

I try to enjoy things that are enjoyable.
I try to appreciate things that are appreciable (appreciateable?)
And of course I try to incred things that are incredible...

I am glib, off the wall, and left-handed
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging in there, day by day.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
my inability to take life too seriously
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a. fiction - to include Harry Potter books, movie novelizations (especially after seeing the movie) and 50 Shades of why men don't care.
b. guy movies (must include weak plots, automatic weapons, gratuitous sex scenes, and chase scenes that violate the laws of gravity.)
c. music - a mix of the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's... all rock! all the time! (except for the modern country and western... and big band music.... okay, pretty much everything but rap)
d. a wide variety of meats and potato(e) combinations, texmex, fresh fruits/veggies, and foods that don't start with "Mc"
Six things I could never do without
single malt scotch, toothbrush, boxer shorts, football analogies, vowels, warm smiles on a rainy day (awww, how charming), and my ability to count to the number six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
adverbs that don't end in "ly" and better answers to this incredibly inane question. (what ever happened to switching brains? what about asking me what cartoon character I'd rather be? or what celebrity I think I most resemble? or justifying my favorite color?)

By the way, my favorite color IS a celebrity!

I actually spend way too much time contemplating the machines that make the machines that make the stuff on "How It's Made."
On a typical Friday night I am
building a time machine that will send everybody back in time to Mondays! (Mwah hah hah)

(I'm bored with all the 'I never have a typical Friday' answers... seriously!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes you have to pull the trigger when you're in an ambush.
You should message me if
you don't have any expectations.
but perhaps you have an idea what you're looking for...
I'm an ENTP (if that means anything to you...) Then again, I'm also familiar with the other 22 letters of the alphabet (but most of us are just friends)
The two of us