27 Denton, United States
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My self-summary
Okcupid thinks I'm not suave and I find that hilarious. And accurate.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently graduated from North Texas with a degree in aviation logistics. Looking for a big kid job.
I’m really good at
Making ice cream soup and falling out of bunk beds. Also throwing sharp things at walls. Darts, not knives. That would be much cooler.
The first things people usually notice about me
My stupid grin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read, but I don't do it enough. If I were to pick a favorite it would either be House of Leaves or The Raw Shark Texts.

Movies: Super Troopers, Fight Club, Black Swan, Iron Man, Casino Royale, Inception etc.

For music I mostly listen to rock and some texas country. A few of my favorite bands are Cross Canadian Ragweed, Randy Rogers Band, Rise Against, Tom Petty, Boston, and other bands you've probably heard of.

I love Italian food and seafood the most, I also like spicy food a lot. I grew up mostly eating meat, meat and more meat so I like to get out and try other stuff. I still love a good steak, though. I am slightly allergic to poultry. By slightly I mean I break out and have trouble breathing.

TV: How I Met Your Mother, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Dexter, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The League, Top Gear(rip)...I guess I watch mostly comedy shows. Dexter is a comedy, right? The ending was at least.
The six things I could never do without
Shiner Bock
Shiner Blonde
Shiner Rye
Shiner Hefeweizen
Shiner Kosmos
Shiner Black

Never leave me, Shiner family pack

No, I'm not an alcoholic. Probably.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about things I'll never really know the answer to like the meaning of life, the existence of god and also a bunch of not as serious stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out at the bar with some friends throwing darts or playing poker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think zombie apocalypse stuff is stupid.

Except Shaun of the Dead. That shit rules.
You should message me if
You can teach me how to play the banjo.