35 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a terrible human being! When I see your pictures, the worst thoughts come to mind. I'm just here for an easy lay and that is all. I finally decided to be honest. This no joke.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working and trying to get myself in a better spot
I’m really good at
Making inappropriate jokes, spending too much time at work, and pretending I have a clue as to what is going on
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my shyness, or lack of shyness after a couple drinks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't really get to read much, but when I do it usually is something informative. TV I mostly watch the news sadly. Movies mostly comedies or documentaries. And as far as food goes, I'm not a very adventurous eater. I mostly eat the basics or thai food. (I work for a thai restaurant )
The six things I could never do without
Dark Knight, always sunny, jesus candles, corner stores, ufc, and sarcasm!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is there a strategic way to win the lottery. Who shuts the door after the bus driver gets off? Does my car even have a low fuel light? How does a thermos know how to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold? And last but not least, the market price of poultry. Where the fuck did I park the van!
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time when I was younger, my friends and I found one--eye'd willie's treasure!
You should message me if
If you're serious, I'm getting old over here I'm done wasting time. Also if you like to get drinks and laugh.