bionic4
47 Lakewood, United States
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My self-summary
Listen... i don't care about these essays....
neither do you......... they're ridiculous and absurd. ...... hell.... dating is ridiculous and absurd...... so i'm going to skip ahead and say this....

We've been brainwashed into thinking that sex is supposed to be so awesome and wonderful.... but it's all hype.

We meet people... we date.... we try .... But.... let's be honest...... when we add up all the sex we had in a lifetime.... most of those connections were pretty mediocre.... ok.... maybe satisfying in some ways... but ultimately disappointing.

Except for those rare occasions when we felt that amazing "click" with someone.
You know what i mean? ....when everything felt right ......because it WAS RIGHT.

i imagine you've felt that magic too in your past, once or twice... at least i hope so.

Sometimes i lay awake trying not to remember those happier times now....... "i'm doing fine," i tell myself.... even though i'm a little more lonely than i'd like to admit.

The world can be a cold place.... we endure hard things.... and then somehow we need to be brave..... find the courage to be open and receptive.....

(uggghh..... i know.... this whole self-description is embarrassing and sappy.... but screw it.... i don't care.)

[ok... cut to the part .... where the music swells.... and billy crystal is running through the streets of New York... then pouring out his heart to pre-plastic-surgery meg ryan...]

Do you think you might be that weird girl? .......... the one i'm smiling about at work because of something you said that morning... And then I get that warm itch inside at the end of the day that only gets soothed when i'm back breathing the same air as you. ....or just hearing you in the next room, sorting forks and spoons, complaining about fruit flies and how we're almost out of tide pods™.

And do you think you can let me try to be your favorite boy?.... the one you wish you could text while you're stuck in that stupid meeting .... and get distracted about holding me close....smelling my shirt... like a drug you didn't know you needed .... but now you're addicted...... (it's almost sad.)

In the bedroom... taking off your clothes.... i want to own you. Remember the last time a man really "owned" you? ......the two of you growling with pleasure..... glad to be alive in this moment........ he knew just how to touch you..... He just knew.... damn him.

Now let's own each other.

i want someone to lay there in the dark with, talking and laughing about stuff..... Someone to get up with..... make bacon & eggs with..... Someone to sit across the room from, reading our books and occasionally sharing fun passages....... Someone to listen to the rain on the porch with..... Someone to be snowed-in, watching some old katherine hepburn movie with......

Someone i can spoil and love ....and take care of.

And if you ever get diagnosed with a fatal disease.... i will visit you every day in the hospital and distract you...... bring you whatever you need.... jolly ranchers.... crossword puzzles.... a morphine drip... and sit there in the chair next to your bed. ....i wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

ok... i know........this is awkward and stupid ......wading through all this intimate & sentimental stuff..... i know i sound like a lunatic.

(Maybe i should just delete all this and talk about nascar..... the cavs..... what i like on my pizza.)
I’m really good at
1. Foraging for berries.
2. Charming, self-depricating banter at bakery about donut I should probably not be getting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Singin' In The Rain.... A Room With A View.... Moonstruck.... It's a Wonderful Life..... Downton Abbey.... The Little Rascals.... David Sedaris.... Truman Capote.... Bill Bryson.... Garrison Keillor.... Anne Tyler.... The Beatles....Massive Attack....Sia....Nirvana....Sinatra....Ella Fitzgerald....Zero 7....constantly in search of new song-of-the-moment.
The six things I could never do without
Malt-o-meal
(ummm... let's see.... )
nope...that's it. just malt-o-meal
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
scared of bigfoot.
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