biteyourlegsoff
31 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
My username comes from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, "The Black Knight," who, after being de-armed and (literally) de-feeted, taunts his assailants with his only means of attack: biting his enemy's legs off with his teeth.

Imagine an armor-clad, armless, legless enemy, utterly de-feeted and unwilling to give up. If you imagine the right type of person and the right type of fight, you might get a glimpse of me.

I'm like few other people you'll ever meet (that's what they all say), for better and worse, and your life may possibly never be the same after getting to know me. That, itself, however, will take time and effort.
The six things I could never do without
I couldn't do without some sort of hope for the future... or low art gloominati. Music, speakers, Bluetooth® make a great couple. A triplet. Youtube™ makes it so easy.

But I can live without touch screen laptops, although I have one. I haven't found much use except for the occasional scrolling of webpages, or zooming in. How dull.

Have you seen how many people bow their heads down in worship of their smartphones in the subway all at the same time? It's like some scary cult, but I like my smartphone too. Dammit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"All absolute statements are false"
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