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My self-summary
Here is a list of characteristics that describe me:

1. I'm an excellent marksman.

2. Basically, I'm the smartest person you'll ever meet. I enjoy solving differential equations in my head, improvising symmetrical four-part fugues on the Baroque lute, and have memorized the better portion of the Encyclopedia Britannica. But you know, I don't try to like brag about my intelligence or whatever.

3. I'm worshipped as a God in a village somewhere in Sudan. I think I sent them a box of sweaters. Or maybe it was Oreos.

4. Wherever I go, a giggling swarm of gorgeous women tends to follow me.

5. I don't own a car and don't know how to drive. I teleport everywhere. One of the above statements is not true.

Naw, I'm just messing with you guys! I'm not a marksman.

P.S. Oh, and I'm well endowed. Not enormous. Just, nice.

P.P.S. You'll have to forgive me if I'm very forward. No, seriously. If you don't, we won't get along. Also, you'll need a sense of humor, and be well trained to use it.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning the algebra of abstract complex and real-valued vector spaces of both finite and infinite dimension.

It's not as easy as it sounds.
I’m really good at
Having totally pointless debates about philosophy and current events. And I'm pretty good at sex too.
The first things people usually notice about me
The intense inner beauty of my soul.
Six things I could never do without
1. My close friends, some of whom I'm lucky enough to live with. (Dare I call them "bro's"?)
2. Girls
3. Math.
4. The fact that you can like both girls and math and still get laid nowadays. Thank you, Zooey Deschanel, for making nerds cool. Even if no one believes you're actually a nerd.
5. The cheap chinese food abundant in certain neighborhoods of San Francisco, without which I probably would have starved to death by now.
6. Girls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a fucking weird and amazing thing it is that I exist in the first place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing I weren't working, like a normal person who doesn't work as a waiter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you're having a conversation with me and you're making lots of grammatical errors, I'm probably spending nearly all my mental energy keeping myself from correcting you like the high school English teacher you never wanted to see again.
You should message me if
1. Have a sense of humor.

2. Don't take yourself (or other people, especially me) too seriously.

3. When you look in the mirror, you see a beautiful woman looking back at you-- whether she's thin, big, wide, small, black, white, brown, or purple. (But not blue. I despise blue people.)

4. Love chocolate. And life. Not necessarily in that order.
The two of us