32La Vista, United States
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My self-summary
Ah, the always challenging endeavor of cramming your life into a tiny box. Where to start...I was raised by some weird combination of the Simpsons and Calvin and Hobbes. My life has turned out exactly as you'd expect if you're familiar with those. Despite my best efforts as a wild and reckless child, I managed to grow into some sort functioning adult
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly eating tacos and playing with my dog
I’m really good at
I'm a jack of all trades really. I can do it all!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and bearded
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book- Breakfast at Tiffany's Song - Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie- Breakfast at Tiffany's. Weird right?
Six things I could never do without
My dog I suppose. This is silly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why these questions are so boring
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on my couch in my underpants
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't actually wear underpants
You should message me if
you think you should. I'll exceed your expectations. Also, if you think you shouldn't. Because I'll prove you wrong.
The two of us