34Charleston, United States
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My self-summary
Donald Trump is really good at getting people's attention in 140 characters or less. I am too, but I choose not to. I think that's a good thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Conjugating the shit out of some verbs.
I’m really good at
Not so much grammar which is the weird part.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have more than one freckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I try not to spend too much time in other people's imaginations, but I like Dave Matthews and usually that's the band people need to know in order to make what they think is an intelligent judgement about me.
Six things I could never do without
A grill, my dog, my guitar, Spotify, comfortable shoes, all manner of sports equipment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Economics, politics, physics, sports, and why I'm waking up at 7:00 on a Monday all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling Alex Trebek to go back to Canada.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You know those weird statues on Easter Island? I put them there, but only because I couldn't figure out how to get them on top of the Pyramids.
You should message me if
You enjoy breaking down gender barriers.

Seriously though, Hillary is the nominee, I'm with her, and there actually is a study that shows women who message men on OKcupid tend to end up dating better looking men. Join 2016 and message me like a real woman.
The two of us