Her: so any luck?
Me: That would depend on what.
Meeting aliens? Nope. No matter how many times I signal them with a laser pointer, they never stop by.
Being Superman? Breaking a leg by jumping off the roof has proven that isn't going to happen.
Mutant powers? I get stuck in meeting so I can't manipulate time. I still have to drive/fly places so no teleportation. And people get weirded out when I just stare at them trying to make their head explode. So that would be a no.
Witnessing the second coming of Jesus? That I have done. And that's the reason I will never watch Mexican porno again.
I am silly, and geeky. A good friend and companion, great with kids. I enjoy dancing getting out and at times just hanging out at home.
I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
I also have a good job, my own car, my own house, not on drugs, not abusive, and don't drink till I pass out. And I keep hearing that's kinda rare these days.