43Simpsonville, United States
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My self-summary
After trying this for five years, I've learned two things:

1: Women must be swamped with messages. You might have a night of great conversation, but they will disappear the next day.

2: If you are under 6 foot, just give up. At best, you won't receive a reply. Worst, you'll get a reply telling you how awful you are.

I'm done. Best of luck.

I think I've figured out why I have a hard time here. This is the conversation from a message I received:

Her: so any luck?

Me: That would depend on what.
Meeting aliens? Nope. No matter how many times I signal them with a laser pointer, they never stop by.
Being Superman? Breaking a leg by jumping off the roof has proven that isn't going to happen.
Mutant powers? I get stuck in meeting so I can't manipulate time. I still have to drive/fly places so no teleportation. And people get weirded out when I just stare at them trying to make their head explode. So that would be a no.

Witnessing the second coming of Jesus? That I have done. And that's the reason I will never watch Mexican porno again.


I am silly, and geeky. A good friend and companion, great with kids. I enjoy dancing getting out and at times just hanging out at home.

I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting by. Working.
I’m really good at
Being an honest smart ass. Being the guy you call at 4am just to rant at or to help you move.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm very hyper...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way to varied to list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I could be doing. Why racecar spells racecar backwords. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Yeah, stuff like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe at work.... maybe at home..... maybe looking for the batcave....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My parents are to blame for my most embarrassing moment. It happened at my birth. They let me be seen naked by all those people. It's haunted me all my life....
You should message me if
Your'e looking for a geeky guy?

I also have a good job, my own car, my own house, not on drugs, not abusive, and don't drink till I pass out. And I keep hearing that's kinda rare these days.
The two of us