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My self-summary
"Just when you think you have the answers, I change the questions."

Jettin' from an office job to go to Peru for a while this summer. I'm sure some of youse out there have been already. Tips welcome!
What I’m doing with my life
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good.

Laughing so I don't cry.
I’m really good at
Being a witty titty.

Instant contextual song parodies

Touching my eye after cutting jalepeños.

Terrible, awful, eye-rolling, groan inducing, sometimes even funny, puns and portmanteaus. A sense of humor is very important.
The first things people usually notice about me
Why is that guy laughing to himself?

Someone once told me I have the voice of a Hell's Angel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Travel and history books on Peru.

Adam Curtis documentaries. Zatoichi. The Neverending Story.

Mostly 80's funk, house, folk, old country, and heavy doses of Sade, but my music library is rather large and varied.

Broad City

I'm agnostic as to whether it is butter, and my favorite number is eleventeen.

Death, Sex, and Money is my most listened to podcast lately
Six things I could never do without
Just bees and things and flowers.

And euphony.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sociology/Social Theory.
Post-scarcity economy.

What if god lived in Gowanus? (Think Joan Osbourne)

How hella unromantic the Internet is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sippin, trippin, and double dippin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dance when I cook.
You should message me if
You also believe the national anthem should be 'One Nation Under a Groove'
The two of us