33Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
"Just when you think you have the answers, I change the questions."
What I’m doing with my life
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good.

Teaching for a super rad non-profit that gives recent CUNY grads a leg up on marketing. So much of the patriarchy is dependent on cronism, and the self sustaining program is establishing its own network to diversify the digital marketing field and give students choice filled lives. I was once a student, and it feels so good to give back.
I’m really good at
Being a witty titty.

Instant contextual song parodies

Touching my eye after cutting jalepeños.

Terrible, awful, eye-rolling, groan inducing, sometimes even funny, puns and portmanteaus. A sense of humor is very important.
The first things people usually notice about me
Why is that guy laughing to himself?

Someone once told me I have the voice of a Hell's Angel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recently finished: No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July
I have the golden Compass trilogy and a ton of other books up next

Adam Curtis documentaries. Zatoichi. The Neverending Story.

Mostly 80's funk, house, folk, old country, and heavy doses of Sade, but my music library is rather large and varied.

Broad City

I'm agnostic as to whether it is butter, and my favorite number is eleventeen.

Death, Sex, and Money is my most listened to podcast lately
Six things I could never do without
Just bees and things and flowers.

And euphony.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Adopting a cat, despite an allergy.
Update: my newish roommate's cat doesn't agitate my allergies and is in the top 2 coolest cats I've met. Bong bong.

Sociology/Social Theory.
Post-scarcity economy.
Kink/sexual things
What if god lived in Gowanus? (Think Joan Osbourne)

How hella unromantic the Internet is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sippin, trippin, and double dippin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dance when I cook.
You should message me if
You're feeling rebellious and want to break a lil ol' societal norm.

You don't fear the reaper.

You play along.

I'm trying to read books not only authored by white dudes, so please share any recommendations!
The two of us